3 Works by carnationsaint

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    “Seriously? Why the fuck would we be getting an exchange student in our fourth year?"

    “Fuck if I know.”

    Then the perfectly unrufflable Gojo Satoru flinches at a cursed energy signature steadily ascending Tokyo Tech’s grand staircase alongside several higher-ups.

    Satoru bites out, “A curse might be joining this little parade of dinosaurs. A really, really weird one.”

    Getou Suguru has spent three years, give or take, at Kyoto Jujutsu Tech training to become worthy of his title as a Special Grade Jujutsu Sorcerer, but for reasons unknown he’s sent to complete his final year at its sister location in Tokyo.

    Cue Gojo Satoru’s death by heart eyes. Cue the enormity of Gojo Satoru’s frankly perfect personality Hollow Purpling the shit out of every obstacle that gets in the way of what he wants.

    Cue Getou Suguru’s dismay.

    … Wait, what? What, no—wait!—don't just leave Satoru here, he doesn't know what the fuck to do now! Hey!

     

    Alternatively: ✨Trashtoru and Sugurun

     

    A meandering slice of life wherein love may be found—eventually.

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    English
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    119,685
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    307
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    Suguru, a hapless but still very successful FBI agent, is assigned to surveil the incredibly popular, boisterous, disaster-magnet rich boy Gojo Satoru to keep him safe and out of trouble after a failed affair with a secret serial killer. He's appalled at first that his skills are being wasted on such a trivial mission.

    Bewildered at Satoru's general and presumed uselessness, he vows to find unbearably sad Satoru love by curating a series of dates to lead him on a path straight to happiness, which he finds himself increasingly invested in.

    But Suguru falls on his face and a little in love with his mark, so what's a super spy to do? Well, woo him, of course, but he has a huge amount of moral hurdles to surpass that Gojo Satoru, fortunately, does not.

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    English
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    27,227
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    83
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    21
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    1,457
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    Introducing our Endearing Narrator, Bakugou Katsuki:

    “Oi, fuckers. I was told to do some of this shit for PR or whatever but some of you assholes seem stupidly entranced by my life. Which is an awesome life, by the way, because I’m the fucking best. You better fuckin’ believe it, because if I have to say that shit twice I’ll fuckin’ murder you on the spot, ‘kay? Anyway, what I’m supposed to say is that this is like some diary shit. It’s about my fantastic fuckin’ life becoming as fucking great as it is now. What’s it to you? I’m fucking happy as shit now, don’t throw me a fucking party for it. I guess I get a boyfriend and fall in love or some stupid gushy bullshit. And I fucking really like him, alright? Don’t fuck with him. Yeah, I guess my friends are cool too, but this is all about my boyfriend and how fucking perfect he is. Hands off, dickheads. He’s mine. And this is about how he became mine. Oh, and it’s a bit about some feelings shit that happened, and some fucking kidnapping and conventions or whatever. I’m not saying any more shit, because if you read it you’ll find the fuck out. If you can’t read, then get the fuck outta here. Useless.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    171,430
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    268
    Kudos:
    325
    Bookmarks:
    88
    Hits:
    10,580

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