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Schooldays Wander, But We’re Forever by carnationsaint
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
05 Feb 2026
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“Seriously? Why the fuck would we be getting an exchange student in our fourth year?"
“Fuck if I know.”
Then the perfectly unrufflable Gojo Satoru flinches at a cursed energy signature steadily ascending Tokyo Tech’s grand staircase alongside several higher-ups.
Satoru bites out, “A curse might be joining this little parade of dinosaurs. A really, really weird one.”
Getou Suguru has spent three years, give or take, at Kyoto Jujutsu Tech training to become worthy of his title as a Special Grade Jujutsu Sorcerer, but for reasons unknown he’s sent to complete his final year at its sister location in Tokyo.
Cue Gojo Satoru’s death by heart eyes. Cue the enormity of Gojo Satoru’s frankly perfect personality Hollow Purpling the shit out of every obstacle that gets in the way of what he wants.
Cue Getou Suguru’s dismay.
… Wait, what? What, no—wait!—don't just leave Satoru here, he doesn't know what the fuck to do now! Hey!
Alternatively: ✨Trashtoru and Sugurun✨
A meandering slice of life wherein love may be found—eventually.
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Getou Suguru, FBI Extraordinaire by carnationsaint
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
02 Jul 2024
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Suguru, a hapless but still very successful FBI agent, is assigned to surveil the incredibly popular, boisterous, disaster-magnet rich boy Gojo Satoru to keep him safe and out of trouble after a failed affair with a secret serial killer. He's appalled at first that his skills are being wasted on such a trivial mission.
Bewildered at Satoru's general and presumed uselessness, he vows to find unbearably sad Satoru love by curating a series of dates to lead him on a path straight to happiness, which he finds himself increasingly invested in.
But Suguru falls on his face and a little in love with his mark, so what's a super spy to do? Well, woo him, of course, but he has a huge amount of moral hurdles to surpass that Gojo Satoru, fortunately, does not.
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DekuCon by carnationsaint
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Apr 2021
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Introducing our Endearing Narrator, Bakugou Katsuki:
“Oi, fuckers. I was told to do some of this shit for PR or whatever but some of you assholes seem stupidly entranced by my life. Which is an awesome life, by the way, because I’m the fucking best. You better fuckin’ believe it, because if I have to say that shit twice I’ll fuckin’ murder you on the spot, ‘kay? Anyway, what I’m supposed to say is that this is like some diary shit. It’s about my fantastic fuckin’ life becoming as fucking great as it is now. What’s it to you? I’m fucking happy as shit now, don’t throw me a fucking party for it. I guess I get a boyfriend and fall in love or some stupid gushy bullshit. And I fucking really like him, alright? Don’t fuck with him. Yeah, I guess my friends are cool too, but this is all about my boyfriend and how fucking perfect he is. Hands off, dickheads. He’s mine. And this is about how he became mine. Oh, and it’s a bit about some feelings shit that happened, and some fucking kidnapping and conventions or whatever. I’m not saying any more shit, because if you read it you’ll find the fuck out. If you can’t read, then get the fuck outta here. Useless.”
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Alastor, Lucifer, Charlie, and Vaggi, otherwise known as Mystery Inc., arrive at the creepy old mansion at the edge of town. Charlie is intent on helping the ghost supposedly haunting it move on to the afterlife. When her ritual seemingly does nothing, she’s just about to give up… until strange happenings start following them around the manor.
Looks like they’ve got a mystery on their hands!
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Bookmarked by carnationsaint
18 Jan 2026
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Alastor is bored. Lucifer is lonely. Together they make a terribly unwise combination. One night of drinking has them considering a ridiculous flight of fancy.
They wouldn't ever be friends, and lovers seemed overly sentimental, but they could be drinking buddies.
A series of oneshots exploring Alastor and Lucifer's relationship progression through drinking, sex, and snark, each one a character study of peculiarities and vulnerabilities centered around the theme of a different beverage.
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Bookmarked by carnationsaint
12 Jan 2026
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Lucifer gets remarried to save Hell from freezing over. Under pressure, he picks Alastor to make him the happiest King of Hell in the universe. Yeah, hold your applause. He's the only King of Hell in the universe. Not much competition.
Lucifer and Alastor now have to convince Hell and Heaven that the new ruling couple are happily enjoying their honeymoon on a trip through the Seven Rings, Alastor has to learn a whole new game of thrones and political power, and Lucifer has to learn how to leave the past behind to get a better future.
Hey, at least Lucifer gets to ride in a fancy circus train through the Rings! Choo choo!
Bookmarked by carnationsaint
06 Jan 2026
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It Takes Two to Tango, But Three to Conga Line by X_Gon_Give_It for CelticSaemi
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Feb 2026
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Alastor has feelings for Lucifer. If only Adam would stop getting in the way.
Adam has feelings for Lucifer. If only Alastor would stop getting in the way.
Lucifer has feelings. If only he stopped getting in his own way.
What a lovely clusterfuck they make.
Bookmarked by carnationsaint
05 Jan 2026
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Series of stories featuring the unique situationship between Alastor and Lucifer after the two strike up an arrangement in which Alastor gets to indulge in the nectar of angels blood in exchange for... Whatever the hell it is that Lucifer is getting out of this. Sexual tension and mixed feelings ensue.
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Bookmarked by carnationsaint
05 Jan 2026