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The Name Game by cesau

Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Nov 2019
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Gyro weaponizes Johnny’s old nickname. Johnny fights fire with napalm. Other things happen in between.

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7,735

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Unsaid by cesau

Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
08 Apr 2019
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Johnny wants to sleep. Gyro wants to talk, maybe. (Post-Sugar Mountain)

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New Age Rules by cesau for Jay_0006

Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
25 Dec 2018
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In an alternate universe, there is a superpower even lamer than bubble-blowing. A retelling of Part 2, but this time with essential oils.

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Saber's Heart is Luigi's Mansion by cesau

Fandoms: Fire Emblem Echoes: Mou Hitori no Eiyuu Ou | Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia
21 Oct 2018
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True love is a beautiful thing.

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Eventuality by cesau

Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
21 Apr 2018
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“Tell me what really happened,” Jotaro said. “I don't want stories; I want the truth.”
“Why can't it be both?” Joseph said. “Just because it sounds like a story doesn't mean it didn't happen. See, the truth is: I saved the world and we all lived happily ever after.”
“But what happened to Caesar?”
Joseph looked up at him and frowned, his annoyance obvious, but there was bright awareness to his eyes. He sighed loudly and leaned forward, resting his chin on his hand. With a look of disinterest so absolute it must have been feigned, he spoke again.
“Fine,” he said. “We all lived happily ever, except for Caesar, because he was a sodding showoff.”
(Or, storytime with Joseph Joestar.)

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