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    When Shane was displeased with Ilya, there was a certain intensity in his speech that called to Ilya like a siren song, dragging him to an early grave with its vehemence. His voice would pitch higher, bossy and prissy and so stridently righteous it should be intolerable.

    But Ilya was, for all intents and purposes, a whore. And nothing made him harder than his husband putting him in his place.

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    or, 5 times ilya ragebaits shane because being yelled at by his husband turns him on, +1 time shane realizes he’s doing it on purpose.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Who.

    Who taught Shane about this.

    Ilya is going to kill someone, and then himself. Not Shane. Never Shane. But he is going to have to kill someone with his bare hands.

    Or: Shane invents advanced blowjob positions with his own beautiful freaky mind, thereby unintentionally turning Ilya into a danger to himself and others.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    On the bedside table is a framed picture of Shane and Rose. Hugging, noses touching.

    “What is this?” Ilya asks, grip tightening on the back of Shane’s neck. It’s not in character. He needs to know that this is not what he thinks it is, or Shane will not leave this room in one piece.

    Shane whimpers, long and pitiful. His hands clench into the bedsheets, once, twice. Bracing. Then:

    “My wife,” he whispers.

    Or: Fix-It for Ilya’s Rose Landry related pain, but its a perverted sex freak role play with a twist that Shane cooks up in his pretty little head.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    The bartender adds a lime to his drink, and passes it over the bar-top. "What do you think?"

    Shane obediently takes a sip. "Oh," he says. "Yeah, that's great. What is it?"

    "Vodka, ginger beer, and lime." The bartender starts polishing a glass. "Called a Moscow Mule."

    Shane almost chokes. The Russian asshole can't even let him order a drink in peace.

    Shane walks away and leaves Ilya with a belly-button full of jizz, half a tuna melt, and a broken heart
    Instead of going to a bar and meeting Rose Landry...what if he goes home with the bartender?

    Or: shane has a fun lil gay awakening while ilya just crashes tf out. we will rejoin canon in tampa

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    28 Feb 2026

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    “Oh my god, Ilya.” Shane just about crashes into him, grabbing him by the shoulders and frantically looking him over. His nose is red from the cold, which Ilya finds really adorable. “Your lips are blue.

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    26 Feb 2026