chipofftheoldblock
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- Batman - All Media Types (2)
- Superman - All Media Types (2)
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (1)
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We're All in the Gutter, but Some of Us Are Looking at the Stars by chipofftheoldblock
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Jun 2019
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‘I’m sorry, sir,’ he said, and Maria looked a little appeased, though now she was gesturing for him to get off stage. And then he smiled real big and wide and sincere and said, ‘Guess I’m just real fuckin’ tired of everyone treating me like an idiot. To answer your question, ain’t a lot I really miss. Polio was pretty fuckin’ awful, and so was the food, and the racism and homophobia and hatred so many folks had for one another for dumb-as-shit differences was so goddamn stupid -’
Maria was suddenly on stage beside him, pulling his microphone away and grabbing his arm with a steel grip. Steve just leaned over to Nat’s mic with a shit-eating grin on his face and said, ‘Thank you so much for your time.’
Steve's tired of the world treating him like he doesn't know a damn thing about the future. Bucky's tired of not knowing a damn thing about the past.
They meet somewhere in the middle.
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Wade had the most beautiful mind of anyone he'd ever known, Cable thought. It was just a shame that it was attached to his personality.
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Cable learns to deal with the hot mess that is Wade Wilson.
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A Promise and A Secret by chipofftheoldblock
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
13 Jun 2017
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“I was just thinking – it might be a bit of a shock for everyone else. I mean – imagine having to tell the League that Batman and Superman are – whatever this is.” Clark snorted. “I think we should keep things to ourselves until we work this out properly.”
All Clark and Bruce want to do is keep their relationship a secret. Unfortunately, there are more people snooping around in their lives than they’d like.
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- Part 2 of Like Real People Do
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Sunlight and Cicadas by chipofftheoldblock for xweapon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
31 Mar 2017
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5 times Clark Kent loved Bruce Wayne, and 1 time Bruce loved him back.
As told through the changing state of Clark's stomach, which is not as weird as it sounds.
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- Part 1 of Like Real People Do
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Comfortably Numb by chipofftheoldblock
Fandoms: DC Cinematic Universe, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
17 Mar 2017
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Clark tried really hard to throw the flowers out all morning, he really did, but then he could hear his mother's voice in his head telling him not to be ungrateful for a gift and that they were probably really expensive and Mr Wayne had obviously gone to some effort for him, and so they stayed on the corner of his desk all day as a mark of shame for Lois to giggle at.
Clark just wants to write a story about Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne has other ideas.
Recent series
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Like Real People Do by chipofftheoldblock
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
13 Jun 2017
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The continued (domestic, mostly) adventures of Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent in love.
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at last (life is like a song) by obsessivereader
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Feb 2017
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What do you do when you’re a hundred years old and suddenly realise you want to bone your best friend? If you’re Bucky Barnes, you swear a lot and spend way too much time in denial. Good thing for Bucky his best friend’s never one to avoid a problem when he can run headlong at it.
Bookmarked by chipofftheoldblock
18 Apr 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
oh my FUCKING god going shirtless to try get Bucky in bed is such a Steve Rogers(TM) thing to do, I love him
they're both so ridiculous, god bless
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Gone, Baby, Gone by crinklefries
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 Jun 2019
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An entity known only by the name LEVIATHAN finds each of them, sending, initially a solitary text: Our name is LEVIATHAN. We have a job for you. You have three minutes to decide.
Well, what’s a group of bored, reckless thrill-seekers with very specific skills and long criminal histories to do? They needed the money and, well, it sounded fun.
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Steve is the head of a new criminal crew, Bucky is the getaway driver, Sam wears a LOT of bold outfits and gold jewelry, and the rest of the Avengers help too.
There's heists and fast cars in a neon-noir setting, but most importantly, Bucky wears a crop top that says be gay do crime and he is, in fact, gay and he does, in fact, do crime. ]
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Bookmarked by chipofftheoldblock
08 May 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
fuckin... mad neon-noir vibes and a be gay, do crime crop top, what more do you need from a fic????
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“If you wanted, you could share the bed again,” Steve said, still studiously looking at the wall directly in front of him. “We used to do it all the time, before. It isn’t weird. Not for me, anyway.”
Whatever Bucky had been expecting, that hadn’t been it. “Oh,” he said.
“I’m gonna go brush my teeth,” Steve said, and disappeared down the hallway.
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Bookmarked by chipofftheoldblock
13 Apr 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
really really good!!!!!! so soft and so sweet and they've so in love hnnnghhhhh