chrikman
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福特总是穿着高领毛衣，但八月的尾巴还没到毛衣天气。
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用了一些皮套的原创作品
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费多福有一盒磁带收藏；斯坦福觉得他的室友的音乐品味天下第一。
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将两只相互暗恋的小白鼠丢进电梯式的密闭空间，他们会如何反应？一篇不算科学的恋爱科学短文。
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他乡遇故知的机会可不是天天都有。
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Stan and Ford return to Gravity Falls a year after the events of Weirdmageddon to watch their niece and nephew for yet another summer. Everything seems to be going smoothly, until Summerween comes around. Ford begins to act strangely. So strange, it has Stan confused and concerned for his brother. Dipper and Mabel notice the change too and set out on a quest to figure out what's wrong with their Grunkle. But not everything is as it seems.
Series
- Part 13 of Broken Teacups
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10 Dec 2025
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And when the whispering grains of sand in the hourglass were illuminated by nothing but the waxing moon, I saw you ― hovering in the doorway, naught but a silhouette of what you are, what you once were and what I once knew of you
And I knew in that moment, gazing upon your visage, that your grace and elegance was held within thin and fragile bones, a constrictive, mortal cage of crystalline hydroxyapatite and a dream of grandeur too vast for the sins of human flesh
And you had but one worshipper; not yourself, since you knew no such pureness ― for even as you laid the foundations of your temples you built them upon pillars of salt and sand, upon lies and constructs that represent what you aspire to be, not what you are
And so I drank from your marrow. I savored the taste of your truths. I sampled the ambrosia of the gods and found that it paled in comparison to your essence.
And I vowed to rebuild your temples while tasting your untainted ichor bathing my lapping tongue.
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08 Dec 2025
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Ford gazed into the pupil between his hands. He hadn't noticed the nictitating membrane–a sheath of clear tissue, rough and gooey like the skin of a fish, protecting the delicate organ underneath. That made some kind of sense. It had an iridescent sheen to it, glinting off the top of the otherwise pure blackness. Under the spell that told him it was breathtaking–that his god was no less than immaculate–he had a much realer thought. The thought that it was beautiful. Strange and alien, the way he'd compliment a rare deep-sea animal. He shuddered.
OR: Good old-fashioned Bill wins, featuring mind control.
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06 Dec 2025
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During what should be a fairly straightforward test of a mild aphrodisiac, both Stanford and Fiddleford get a little more than they bargained for.
Alternatively: 5 times the sexperiments went as planned, +1 where...well.
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23 Nov 2025
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Ford can't sleep — not after what Bill did to him. Not after the tape. Not after the words that won't leave his head.
"YOU'RE MY PROPERTY."
He's exhausted and still too afraid to send the postcard he wrote days ago. But when he blinks too long — just for a second — he wakes up to something far worse than a nightmare.
Bill never left. And tonight, he wants to remind Ford who he belongs to.
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15 Nov 2025