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Persuasion AU. Five years ago, Seokjin was persuaded to break up with the only man he has loved, brilliant producer and adoring boyfriend Min Yoongi. Now, just as Seokjin's record company is failing, Yoongi returns, cold and seemingly indifferent. As they continue to circle around each other and navigate the idol world, Seokjin must determine his future, and if Yoongi has a place in it.
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There is a dick on his face. There is a big, bold dick drawn onto his face in black permanent marker, and though Jeongguk scrubs and scrubs and scrubs until his forehead is red, he only succeeds in smudging it around.
He pumps a fistful of soap onto the towel and renews his efforts with twice the vigor. He has hagwon later today, and he’d rather step on Legos than go there like this. Maybe, he thinks, pausing for a second to examine the state of the dick, his parents will allow him to skip just this once. Does this count as a medical emergency? Jeongguk isn’t sure, but his hands are shaky and the towel is shaky and he’s growing more panicked by the second because it won’t come off.
He’s going to die. He’s going to die of public humiliation in front of everyone, and then he’s going to come back to life and kill his soulmate, because who the fuck draws a dick on their forehead knowing full well that it’ll show up on someone else, too?
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06 Sep 2025
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JK has anxiety about meeting his soulmate, Taehyung
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"I guess," Jungkook pauses momentarily to inhale a deep, bracing breath, "I would just want you to come to my work events and laugh at my jokes and don't correct people if they imply that we're doing it."
"Having sex, you mean," Jin clarifies gently, and Jungkook chokes on air. If his face was any redder, Jin would insist on taking him to the hospital. Jungkook clears his throat, obviously trying to play off the strangled, choked sound as a casual cough.
"Yes. Doing... sex."
(Hedge Fund wunderkind and Certified Awkward Gay Jungkook needs a sugar baby to show off at work, and Professional Competitive Eater and Objectively Beautiful Human Jin just wants to stop working shitty side-jobs. Fake Sugar Daddy AU. A trope and a half.)
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[Group052] Jung_HS: anybody there
[Group052] Jung_HS: help im alone in this weird small room and its so dark and theres no door no nothing only this weird touchscreen device thing on the wall
[Group052] Jung_HS: anyone?
[Group052] Min_YG: I’m here, same situation
[Group052] Min_YG: Damn if we’re group 052 does it mean that there are at least 51 other groups like this what kind of mass kidnapping is this
[Group052] Kim_NJ: I think there’s more.
[Group052] Kim_NJ: Why else would there be a 0 in front of the 52 unless they need the third digit? There can be hundreds of groups.
[Group052] Min_YG: Wow you’re a smart one aren’t you, now find a way to get us out of here
[Group052] Kim_NJ: I’m at a loss. If we can get to talk to whoever abducted us we might figure something out.
Pied Piper: Hello. I am your kidnapper. Do you want to play a game?
[Group052] Min_YG: Holy shitIn which seven strangers are abducted to secluded rooms and forced to play a game of life and death in which they have to communicate with each other through a chatroom. Can they work together to survive and figure out how they’re connected in time to escape the impending doom?
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05 Sep 2025
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7 heroes, kidnapped and stuck in a game. Who will win? Who will survive?
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Love Is The Worst Form Of Self Destruction by orphan_account
Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
11 Aug 2019
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