11 Bookmarks by coffebear
List of Bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
At the beginning of their Eighth Year Harry is just as obsessed with Draco Malfoy as before. But thankfully, this time, it yields better results.
Bookmarked by coffebear
08 Jul 2025
-
Tags
Summary
When Malfoy gets stuck, mid-transformation, as a partial bunny with ears and tail, Harry becomes obsessed with his partner's tail.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,876
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 25
- Kudos:
- 986
- Bookmarks:
- 166
- Hits:
- 10,613
Bookmarked by coffebear
05 Jul 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Draco finds an ickle wounded birdy in the forest...
Bookmarked by coffebear
05 Jul 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Draco rescues a poor, poor koala, which won't stop hugging him. Inspired by this pic of DanRad hugging Jack Huston aka Jack Kerouac in Kill Your Darlings, and this comment: "I've decided that he is part koala, and I think you should write a story where Harry becomes an Animagus, turns into a koala, and clings constantly to Draco." Beware of cute. Bring a toothbrush.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,086
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 244
- Kudos:
- 24,956
- Bookmarks:
- 2,859
- Hits:
- 214,540
Bookmarked by coffebear
05 Jul 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Draco's Animagus form is a Kneazle. A baby Kneazle. When he gets stuck in Kneazle form, guess who takes him in?
Bookmarked by coffebear
05 Jul 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Draco's life is turned upside down by the appearance of a cursed toad.
Bookmarked by coffebear
05 Jul 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Draco Malfoy is thrilled to become an animagus...but he never thought he would be using his new ability to run away from home. When the Dark Lord begins to show an interest in Draco, Draco has no choice but to run away or submit. Before he leaves, his mother casts a spell on him to help Draco find someone who will protect him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,868
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 161
- Kudos:
- 5,035
- Bookmarks:
- 1,102
- Hits:
- 42,199
Bookmarked by coffebear
05 Jul 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Harry sits his kids down and tells them a story. A very long story.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 95,500
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 398
- Kudos:
- 4,926
- Bookmarks:
- 1,441
- Hits:
- 103,843
Bookmarked by coffebear
02 Jul 2025
-
Sub rosa by Tessa Crowley (tessacrowley) for hoko_onchi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Dec 2024
Tags
Summary
After the tragic and unexpected death of his mother, Draco Malfoy’s quiet life as Potions Master, Hogwarts professor, and Head of Slytherin gets upended—first by the manifestation of mysterious and inexplicable magic, and then by the revelation of an inheritance deliberately hidden from him his entire life.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 37,157
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 149
- Kudos:
- 2,496
- Bookmarks:
- 518
- Hits:
- 32,181
Bookmarked by coffebear
28 Jun 2025
-
Ballad of the Mantis by Tessa Crowley (tessacrowley)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jun 2024
Tags
Summary
Officially, the codenames of those who work for the espionage branch of the DMLE are assigned randomly, but twice in a row, Draco Malfoy’s codenames have been insects—and not just any insects, but insects with cannibalistic tendencies. Perhaps it should be taken as a compliment. After all, who better to tear down a splinter cell of Death Eaters than one who eats their own?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,849
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 196
- Kudos:
- 2,278
- Bookmarks:
- 566
- Hits:
- 33,422
Bookmarked by coffebear
28 Jun 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Harry accidentally sends a dick pic to Draco.
So what does Draco do? He does the only rational thing he can think of: Give Harry lessons on how to sext.
He totally doesn't do it for his own enjoyment and Harry totally doesn't play into it for his own either... Chaos is bound in ensue.
*
This fic uses workskins to simulate an iMessage conversation. This is a crack!fic.
Bookmarked by coffebear
28 Jun 2025
