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    A series of one-shots around Pansy Parkinson's post-war life and how she finds herself entangled with the most unexpected people. Eventually Neville/Pansy, but the bulk of it is Pansy blossoming through the science of baking and the art of friendship.

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    It's not your typical shower and move on with your day kind of shower. It's the shower day that you hate, the one that includes shaving or waxing all your bits, plucking your eyebrows, scrubbing off all the make-up, poking at and examining all your acne blemishes and scars, all while you internally critique yourself into depression.

    Maybe your shower day doesn't have to be a self-loathing spiral cycle if you have a confident, brave Gryffindor to make you change your perspective. Hello, Neville Longbottom, *swoon.*

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    11 Jan 2026

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    Facts are things considered to be known or proven true. Take for example; Draco Malfoy. Prat? Known. Brilliant Potions Professor? Proven true. Annoyingly handsome and capable of using every opportunity he had to get on her nerves? Known and proven true.
    When the Headmaster is forced to early retirement due to a family emergency, the position is open to the rest of the faculty. The Minister, Chief Warlock, and the Director for Wizarding Education will be ranking the staff, and the number one professor will be named Headmaster.
    She could see it now. Hermione Granger: Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The problem? Draco Malfoy was also vying for the position, if nothing, but to irritate her.
    Follow both Professors on their academic journey as they try to sabotage each other while also finding out that they might not be so different after all.

    Fact: There is a thin line between love and hate.

     

    Explicit spice and the inappropriate use of the potions classroom lay ahead.

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    07 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 72

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    Fred Weasley has been in love with Hermione Granger for years. It’s fine. It’s totally fine. (It’s not fine.)

    Somewhere in the multiverse, there’s a version of this story where Fred minded his business. This is not that universe

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    31 Dec 2025

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    If Annie Edison had a child before she entered Greendale and how this situation might have shaped her and Jeff’s relationship. Technically AU but will incorporate many of the events from the show. Some liberties will be taken.

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    20 Dec 2025

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    The moment his sentence was handed down – Halbrand “Sauron” Maia, guilty, life plus 30 years — brought up on RICO charges, 14-counts of conspiracy to commit murder and racketeering. It would have been a death sentence to anyone else. Hell, moments after the verdict was read in a federal courthouse in Brooklyn, hundreds of his supporters stormed the building, overturned furniture, a wave of riots in the streets, smashing cars and storefront windows, violently being forced back by police reinforcements.

    But the moment of his sentencing? His green eyes had cut to hers — unflinching, direct. He’d looked across the crowded courthouse directly to the person who’d landed him in prison, and he hadn’t looked angry either. Face stoic, not a glimpse of any hidden turmoil, not even one of accusation that he could have so easily aimed at her. She watched him get handcuffed and marched away, and he didn’t break eye-contact until he’d been physically forced to, turning away only when the guards paraded him out of the room to the sound of clicking cameras.

    It was real Alpha shit, Galadriel knew.

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    05 Dec 2025