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After Rhys gets demoted to Assistant Vice Janitor, he struggles to climb up the ranks again since most people don’t give a second glance to a lowly janitor.
The cyborg decides to create an online persona and starts blackmailing or bribing employees with information he finds during his work as a janitor. He piques Handsome Jack’s interest when he starts to send anonymous messages with ‘tips’ to possible issues the CEO might want to take care of. And Jack always enjoys playing a little cat-and-mouse.
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all that glitters, might be gold by CainRoses
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 Jan 2026
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“Just an interview would be good,” Peter said, clearing his throat. “I’m mostly a photographer, not sure I’ve got the interrogator qualifications.”
“Photographer, hmmm. . .well, I can definitely think of a few things you could take a picture of -” Deadpool started, then stopped, lenses narrowing. “Wait a flaming hot second. Peter Parker? Why does that name sound familiar?”
Peter tensed. Had someone figured out Spiderman’s secret identity and sicced a mercenary on him to try and catch him when he wasn’t in costume?
As Peter began to spiral, Deadpool glanced down at the newspaper in his lap, looking at the front page cover. He squinted, pulled the paper closer to his face, and then let out an auditory gasp.
“Holy shit balls, you’re the guy who takes all those hot pictures of Spiderman!”
“Excuse me?” Peter said, torn between relief and confusion.
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or, Peter has to interview Deadpool, which quickly spirals into him being offered an obscene amount of money to sell Deadpool pictures of Spiderman. Between keeping up his secret identity, Deadpool’s flirting, and a growing mob threat, Peter quickly gets in over his head.
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10 Jan 2026
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"Are you sure that Aster likes him?", one of Tooth's sisters piped up, echoing Jack's own flabbergasted thoughts as he scrambled to the window, ducking under the windowsill.
"Oh, I heard it from North!", Tooth exclaimed, her voice clearly carrying through the window. "He asked me to tell Jack, but I told him and Sandy to never tell him."
"Why?", another sister asked.
Jack was two seconds from climbing through the window and demanding the same thing.
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08 Jan 2026
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It’s not thievery—Deadpool is a very bad man who's done very bad things, so it hardly counts.
So if Peter’s…borrowing stuff from him, it’s simply because someone has to set order to the natural balance of things.
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07 Jan 2026
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symphony by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Dec 2025
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Just when everything finally seems to be going his way, Peter Parker's life takes a turn for the worse. In the span of two weeks, he accidentally creates a new supervillain, pisses off his best friend, loses his job, and gets stabbed in the back — literally. But that's just Parker luck, right?
Or: Everything that can go wrong, does. But at least Deadpool's finally back in town.
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07 Jan 2026
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Wade is certain there’s something special about today—it’s not every day he comes home to find Spider-Man fast asleep on his couch.
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05 Jan 2026