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Trent loses the last three years to amnesia and can't figure out where overly-familiar American football coach Ted Lasso fits into his life.
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26 Oct 2025
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Trent Crimm, historically, does not date nice men. Therefore, Trent Crimm does not realize he is in love with Ted Lasso until he explodes his entire career for him in an absolutely absurd series of personal and professional choices and then wears leopard print shoes in public. There's not much Trent Crimm can't overcome with a quip and a smirk--except, apparently, one Kansas man with a backpack.
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- Part 1 of I Get a Kick out of You
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15 Oct 2025
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Newcomer Roy Kent is an overhyped, so-called prodigy whose unbridled rage and mediocre talent rendered his Premier League debut a profound disappointment.
It had been a lie. Almost twenty years since and Trent still remembers. Roy Kent had indeed been full of unbridled rage, but even to Trent’s young, cocky, hyper-critical eye, there was no way he could fairly be called mediocre. Not then. Not ever.
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19 May 2025
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Ted, upon whom that mushroom tea definitely worked, wanders into Thunderdong. Trent takes it upon himself to rescue him.
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27 Sep 2024
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“Sorry, what exactly is it you’re doing with Trent?”
“We are having ourselves a party.” Ted holds onto his backpack straps and hopes that answer is good enough, which of course it’s not. Rebecca’s office is where gossip goes to die, resuscitate, and die again.
“Of course, but when two unmarried men, one of them openly gay, decide to throw a party together for no reason, it does lead people to wonder if there’s an announcement around the corner.”
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A lonely, lovesick Ted decides to throw a party.
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25 Sep 2024
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“You’ve got to slow down, Ted, Jesus. Sucking on your finger, cream-based puns…” He trails off. Now he’s done it, blatantly flirting with a straight Midwestern man. He’s a disaster. Ted would never.
Except then Ted is dragging his wet pointer finger across his lower lip and looking at Trent like he would. “Crimm de Trenthe. It was right there waiting for me this whole time, just had to tease it out a little. You ever get that feeling, Trenthe?”
Trent feels like he’s going insane.
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20 Sep 2024
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Tim reaches for one of the jewel-like segments of clementine still left on his plate, but instead of raising it he presses it gently against Jon’s lips. “Open up, sweetheart,” he coaxes, “there’s a love.”
Jon spends an evening with his best friends.
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14 Aug 2024
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Within the next ten minutes, Malfoy has accused Harry of assaulting him in sixth year (not technically untrue), fucking half of Paris (categorically false), being too stuck-up to accept Malfoy’s offer of friendship (honestly baffling), and being a sore winner (debatable). Harry, in turn, has told Malfoy he’s a prejudiced berk, a hypocrite, a snob of a pureblood who probably just had sex with Harry so it would seem like he reformed, and a coward who ran away to France instead of facing the consequences of his actions. As far as he’s concerned, all these things are true.
The whole apartment seems to shake when Draco slams the front door on his way out.
“That went well,” Neville tells Harry, sitting in his pants at the kitchen table.
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- Part 1 of Can I Go Where You Go?
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13 May 2024
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Julian and Garak both come down with the Flaxian flu sweeping the station. Good intentions, misunderstandings, light angst, and softness abounds.
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07 May 2024
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When Julian and Garak are stranded on an uninhabited but scenic planet, Julian takes the opportunity to begin wooing his long-time friend. It goes well, except for when it doesn't.
This is finished, so I will post a new chapter every few days (Prophets willing).
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05 May 2024
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Guy Frisby becomes the fourth side of a triangle. Alternately: the Murder, modern gangbang edition.
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- Part 1 of No Reason To Hide
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22 Feb 2024
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straight up one of the sexiest fics I have ever, ever read. and I have multiple decades experience as a smut connoisseur.
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Follow-up to How To Flirt, by Dr. Julian Bashir feat. Mr. Garak
"How does it come across?"
"Well, to be uncharacteristically blunt - like you're besotted with me."
"Oh," said Julian softly. "Well I didn't - I certainly didn't mean to advertise that fact to the Obsidian Order.""That - fact?" Garak repeated, like he wanted to be sure of what he'd heard.
Julian became intently aware that he'd forgotten what he normally did with hands when they weren't in immediate use. He laced his fingers together and clasped them one knee - no, that didn't seem right.
"I can't believe," he said carefully, "that this is news to you, Garak."
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- Part 2 of do you feel it?
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07 Feb 2024
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An entirely scientific investigation into, um, bits. Things. Privates. Wedding tackle.
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17 Jan 2024
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Forty-seven years old was an embarrassing age to have a sexual awakening.
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- Part 1 of I offered myself as sanctuary
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24 Oct 2023
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Besides, I wanted to give Rebekah another lesson in numbers. And now that he had suggested it, I wanted to teach her alef-beit, too. Perhaps I would paint her first page of letters with honey, to teach her that learning what she does not yet know is sweet.
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01 Oct 2023
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"I tried," Father added, hoarse. "Tried to fix it."
Garak swallowed. It was unreasonably difficult to do it. His heart was hammering in his chest; his mind was oddly blank. He felt excruciatingly aware of Julian, unmoving, leaning against the far wall—of the weight of Julian's eyes on him. But he'd told Father they were alone. He could not tell him to stop, could offer him no excuse for failing to respond as he must expect—
"Is that what you were doing," Garak said, very softly.
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28 Jul 2023
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Nathan's excited to return to his favorite trail after far too long away. He isn't expecting anyone else--or anything else, for that matter--to be just as excited to have him back.
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06 Jul 2023
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“A demonstration?” Jon asks, and the words come out very level, very careful. He’s still frozen in the same position, like he’s afraid he might spook off a bird that’s miraculously landed on him by moving.
Tim opens his mouth to reply, but only manages it on the second try.
“Yeah,” he says. “Hands on, you know. Let you get to see the thing for yourself.”
“And you would be tying up…” Jon says, trailing off into a silence that begs to be filled, answered.
“You,” Tim confirms, and he thinks he sees Jon shiver as he says it. “I couldn’t-- can’t tie myself up, after all.”
“But I can’t-- I don’t do that,” Jon says, as if remembering himself. He almost sounds disappointed. “I don’t-- I don’t enjoy sex. I’m very certain of that much, I made sure. I can’t--”
“Who said anything about sex?”
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Tim shows Jon the wonders of bondage.
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01 Jun 2023
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No Pity, But a Little Love by beautifulduckweed
Fandoms: The Will Darling Adventures - K. J. Charles
24 Jul 2021
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Takes place a few months after the events of Subtle Blood, and contains some minor relationship spoilers.
Will and Kim attempt Will Butt Stuff Part 2: Electric Boogaloo, this time with less emotional baggage and much more reasonable expectations about what can be fit up Will's ass the first time around. If you're looking for 15,000ish words of Will Darling being teased horribly before having various items inserted up his booty, you have come to the right place.
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20 Mar 2023
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Ted likes to talk. Trent likes to listen.
This works out wonderfully for all parties involved.
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20 Feb 2023