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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    You had driven yourself mad puzzling over it, endless nights spent retracing the timeline of events in your processor, pinpointing exactly where it all had gone wrong. Megatron had claimed his resignation was for the survival of their species. He claimed there was no point in fighting any longer, and that it didn’t need to be like this anymore. He’d said it so firmly that you had nearly believed him.

    Nearly.

    But you knew, you knew, it hadn’t been all for the Cybertronian race.

    Why him? Why him?

    It didn’t make any sense, but then again, nothing seemed to anymore.

    Prime was a weak-willed coward.

    So why was it that Megatron wanted him and not you?

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    While Soundwave is stuck in G.H.O.S.T's 'con prison after his fight with Megatron and Optimus, he reminisces about the past. How did it ever get like this?

    TLDR Soundwave angsts about the divorce and is jealous of Megop

    Takes place after Earthspark Season 1, Episode 8. Written before the last half of Season 1 is released.

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    01 Dec 2025

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    noun
    The quality or power of producing abundantly; fruitfulness or fertility.

    chapter one: a summary of how Optimus Prime got stuck in a hole, and then, well, let's just say, some other hole had something stuck in it... if you know what I mean.
    chapter two: wow Orion Pax how did you get to lose your virginity twice?
    chapter three: doggy style so we can both see the powerpoint where I point out everything you did wrong

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    30 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    The Emperor gazed upon his three concubines, each a rare beauty captured into golden cages. He smiled, reveling in his power that could bring these treasures into his control.

    The Conqueror glared at his three wives, worn out hags spinning a red rope that tightened around his neck. He raged, too caught up in his endless war to realize he lay trapped on their web of lies.

    Or... Daily life with Megatron and his three evil, no good, cougar wives.

    Part one: How a white lotus blackened, except the white lotus was solidly grey already.
    Part two: when you are an introvert and realize all your friends are friends of the extrovert who adopted you as their friend
    Part three: The anne of green gables scene except instead of a plucky Canadian lass it’s an evil middle-aged male robot and instead of seasoning it’s cocaine

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    30 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    After Shockwave returns to the Decepticons, he and Megatron find a quiet moment.

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    30 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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