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    Purely self-indulgent.

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    “Well,” Stiles says, “that continues to be offensive. I mean. I understood it was a little weird to be married when I was a teenager but I’m twenty now. A full-fledged adult. Like. Mature, and shit.”

    Derek laughs.

    “I’m serious! We have a mortgage. We do our taxes.”

    “I do our taxes,” Derek says.

    “We do couples yoga and monitor our fiber intake.”

    “I don’t monitor my fiber intake.”

    “That’s because you’re a werewolf and your colon can just regrow itself or whatever when you treat it badly. I have a human colon, Derek. It has human colon needs.”

    “Please stop talking about your colon.”

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    07 Dec 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 86

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    Jaskier is just a sailor looking to get aboard the ship he was just hired onto. Unfortunately, he gets on the wrong ship and finds himself surrounded by his worst enemy: vampires. And even worse, they’re pirates. Meanwhile, Captain Geralt Rivia scrambles to figure out what this strange, dangerous human really is and how he seems to bewitch with his abnormally delicious blood.
    Note about non-con tag: There is brief sexual assault in this fic and moments that might be perceived as dub-con. Please be cautious when choosing to read.
    Dedicated to bright little stars Ky and J for encouraging me to go ahead with an idea I thought was pretty stupid! Thank you both for your continued support. ❤️
    Also, credit for the title goes to Ky, thank you!

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    26 Oct 2022

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    wal mart DOES allow photos on cakes and i DO have adult money

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    “I apologize.” The cop finally looked back up at his face, seeming thrilled. “It’s just—it’s been so long. And we finally have you.”

    That was a bad word. Not found.

    Have.

    Stiles wrenched his hand free and took a step back, but before he could even think up a gameplan, he felt a prick in his neck and jerked away, reaching up to slap one hand against it and twisting in the same moment.

    One of the others had come up behind him while he hadn’t been paying attention, and his vision began to swim even as his eyes caught sight of the half-empty syringe the guy was holding.

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    01 Aug 2022

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    holy fucken tits i want to curl up in this and live here

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    16 Jun 2022

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    Wherein an ill-advised floral arrangement leads to a whole new definition of obliviousness, accidental mate-bonds, and far more sex and tropes than one fic really needs.

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    Five times Derek and Stiles didn’t notice how close they were (literally) and then a whole bunch of times when they did...

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    07 Oct 2021