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Collected Works of Mothman's Nephew by cryptidkickflip
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
22 Jan 2023
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on tumblr, i have a habit of seeing a textpost that really blows my skirt up and writing for ten minutes nonstop a little prompt fill. a bunch of folks have mentioned that they want to have an easier time finding these little wild creatures i spin loose into the world so i figured i'd get the ol' Comically Large Butterfly Net out and capture them!
enjoy!
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Alone was a big, big word. One Stiles didn't use lightly. He had his dad, right? Only his dad started picking up more shifts at the station and even if he wanted to talk to him, what would he say? 'Oh, werewolves and grr and argh and--'
Right.
He had Scott.
Kinda. Sorta. If Allison wasn't in a fifty-mile radius, which... Well, she usually was.
When he wakes up after a run, alone, in the Preserve, the list of what Stiles has abruptly changes.
He has:
1) A problem.
2) A blow dart in his neck.
3) A Spark.
4) A can-do attitude.Any questions?
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Lost and Found by cryptidkickflip
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), Winter Soldier (Comics)
13 Jan 2023
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When Clint lost his hearing, he had gotten back on his feet. He was capable of becoming Clint again.
When he lost Coulson, he was changed, but still Clint. Sadder, less trusting, but still Clint.
Then they took Bucky. He never knew he could feel alone in a crowded room like that before.
What else was there for them to take?
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Keith's been beaten, bruised, spit on, and emotionally scarred more times than he could count, but being the new kid at Garrison High might just take the prize for "Most Trying Experience of My Young Life" in his memoirs.
Lance has a lot on his plate. His family relations are just like riding a bike, if that bike were on fire and he was riding through Hell. High school is always rough, and anybody who claims otherwise is a dirty liar. He spends hours after school with his friends practising an after-school activity that may turn out to be bigger than all of them combined. Oh, and the new kid is causing Lance to have The Great Gay Panic of 2017.
Cake, baby.
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- Part 2 of Not Another Witch AU
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my, what teeth you have! by cryptidkickflip
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
06 Oct 2021
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jaskier prides himself on how much he knows about geralt. when he learns something new and delightful, he finds that he and geralt's friendship begins to change into something equally new and delightful.
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Monsters in the Shape of Men; Men in the Shape of Monsters by cryptidkickflip
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
10 Sep 2021
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Purely self-indulgent.
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Hawkward Holidays by cryptidkickflip
Fandom Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
20 Mar 2017
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“Well,” Stiles says, “that continues to be offensive. I mean. I understood it was a little weird to be married when I was a teenager but I’m twenty now. A full-fledged adult. Like. Mature, and shit.”
Derek laughs.
“I’m serious! We have a mortgage. We do our taxes.”
“I do our taxes,” Derek says.
“We do couples yoga and monitor our fiber intake.”
“I don’t monitor my fiber intake.”
“That’s because you’re a werewolf and your colon can just regrow itself or whatever when you treat it badly. I have a human colon, Derek. It has human colon needs.”
“Please stop talking about your colon.”
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- Part 2 of The Adventures of Mage Kid and Wolf Nerd
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07 Dec 2022
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Bat Out of Water by TAFKAmayle
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
16 Jun 2022
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Jaskier is just a sailor looking to get aboard the ship he was just hired onto. Unfortunately, he gets on the wrong ship and finds himself surrounded by his worst enemy: vampires. And even worse, they’re pirates. Meanwhile, Captain Geralt Rivia scrambles to figure out what this strange, dangerous human really is and how he seems to bewitch with his abnormally delicious blood.
Note about non-con tag: There is brief sexual assault in this fic and moments that might be perceived as dub-con. Please be cautious when choosing to read.
Dedicated to bright little stars Ky and J for encouraging me to go ahead with an idea I thought was pretty stupid! Thank you both for your continued support. ❤️
Also, credit for the title goes to Ky, thank you!Bookmarked by cryptidkickflip
26 Oct 2022
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wal mart DOES allow photos on cakes and i DO have adult money
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Actions Speak Louder than Words by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
22 Jan 2020
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“I apologize.” The cop finally looked back up at his face, seeming thrilled. “It’s just—it’s been so long. And we finally have you.”
That was a bad word. Not found.
Have.
Stiles wrenched his hand free and took a step back, but before he could even think up a gameplan, he felt a prick in his neck and jerked away, reaching up to slap one hand against it and twisting in the same moment.
One of the others had come up behind him while he hadn’t been paying attention, and his vision began to swim even as his eyes caught sight of the half-empty syringe the guy was holding.
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01 Aug 2022
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holy fucken tits i want to curl up in this and live here
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Melodies in the Dark by cwilsyn
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Jun 2022
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16 Jun 2022
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Wherein an ill-advised floral arrangement leads to a whole new definition of obliviousness, accidental mate-bonds, and far more sex and tropes than one fic really needs.
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Five times Derek and Stiles didn’t notice how close they were (literally) and then a whole bunch of times when they did...
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07 Oct 2021