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“Well,” Stiles says, “that continues to be offensive. I mean. I understood it was a little weird to be married when I was a teenager but I’m twenty now. A full-fledged adult. Like. Mature, and shit.”
Derek laughs.
“I’m serious! We have a mortgage. We do our taxes.”
“I do our taxes,” Derek says.
“We do couples yoga and monitor our fiber intake.”
“I don’t monitor my fiber intake.”
“That’s because you’re a werewolf and your colon can just regrow itself or whatever when you treat it badly. I have a human colon, Derek. It has human colon needs.”
“Please stop talking about your colon.”
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- Part 2 of The Adventures of Mage Kid and Wolf Nerd
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07 Dec 2022
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Bat Out of Water by TAFKAmayle
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
16 Jun 2022
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Jaskier is just a sailor looking to get aboard the ship he was just hired onto. Unfortunately, he gets on the wrong ship and finds himself surrounded by his worst enemy: vampires. And even worse, they’re pirates. Meanwhile, Captain Geralt Rivia scrambles to figure out what this strange, dangerous human really is and how he seems to bewitch with his abnormally delicious blood.
Note about non-con tag: There is brief sexual assault in this fic and moments that might be perceived as dub-con. Please be cautious when choosing to read.
Dedicated to bright little stars Ky and J for encouraging me to go ahead with an idea I thought was pretty stupid! Thank you both for your continued support. ❤️
Also, credit for the title goes to Ky, thank you!Bookmarked by cryptidkickflip
26 Oct 2022
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wal mart DOES allow photos on cakes and i DO have adult money
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Actions Speak Louder than Words by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
22 Jan 2020
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“I apologize.” The cop finally looked back up at his face, seeming thrilled. “It’s just—it’s been so long. And we finally have you.”
That was a bad word. Not found.
Have.
Stiles wrenched his hand free and took a step back, but before he could even think up a gameplan, he felt a prick in his neck and jerked away, reaching up to slap one hand against it and twisting in the same moment.
One of the others had come up behind him while he hadn’t been paying attention, and his vision began to swim even as his eyes caught sight of the half-empty syringe the guy was holding.
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01 Aug 2022
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holy fucken tits i want to curl up in this and live here
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Melodies in the Dark by cwilsyn
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Jun 2022
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16 Jun 2022
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03 Jan 2022
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Wherein an ill-advised floral arrangement leads to a whole new definition of obliviousness, accidental mate-bonds, and far more sex and tropes than one fic really needs.
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Five times Derek and Stiles didn’t notice how close they were (literally) and then a whole bunch of times when they did...
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07 Oct 2021
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The Other Man out of Time by sara_holmes
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
23 Oct 2016
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Also known as Time Travelling Clint Wrecks the Universe.
Due to The Time Stone having a great day screwing around the fabric of reality, Clint finds a copy of himself thrown back into Normandy, 1944. Cue Clint 2.0 meeting Bucky Barnes, the Howling Commandos and a pretty different version of Steve.
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Destiny by EyesUpMarksman
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 Oct 2021
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It shouldn’t have happened. Experimental Witcher trials and toxins rendered him sterile. Even before Jaskier’s first heat caught him off guard one night while they were travelling through Redania, they spoke about it.
There would be no children. Ruts and heats would pass them both by without anything to show from it, and Jaskier struggled to even find anything wrong with that.
Geralt’s life doesn’t accommodate younglings. And Jaskier has never seen himself as some brooding maternal omega his mother envisioned when he first presented all those years ago.
And yet, here they are.
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Geralt and Jaskier go to Kaer Morhen when Jaskier falls unexpectantly pregnant.
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06 Oct 2021
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He doesn't know his name, he doesn't know who he is, and neither does the werewolf he's on the run with. But he's pretty sure they hunt monsters, because they seem to be really good at it.
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01 Oct 2021
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“He can't blame me for the fact that I live in a building full of people united in the singular effort to ogle Hot Fireman as often as humanly possible."
Laura laughs, loud and echoing in the empty restaurant.
"Hot firemen can make a girl do crazy things," she agrees, nodding towards her brother's name on the menu. "Derek won't let me date anyone from his company, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the eye candy."
"Send them my way," Stiles suggests, finally loading up a forkful of pie. "Apparently I'm incompetent enough that I need to be babysat at all times, because it would be cheaper than dispatching a truck every time I try to use a kitchen appliance."
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27 Sep 2021
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"You know you're allowed to ask for vanilla sex, right?" he says, afterwards. "We can do whatever you want. That's kind of the point."
Derek doesn't respond.
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27 Sep 2021
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Stiles accidentally ends up magically bound to Derek. It’s super.
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27 Sep 2021
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on god the ending of this damn near took my lunch money
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He has no idea what you're supposed to say when you find one of your...werewolf acquaintances, completely out of their mind, growling like they're about to see what your insides taste like. There's no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one.
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24 Sep 2021
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Derek isn't really trying to find himself, but it's kind of what happens.
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23 Sep 2021
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When Remus is ready to throttle the next customer who is rude to him, he ends up meeting Sirius Black, and his entire day is turned round for the better. Especially when it ends in an after work snog.
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23 Sep 2021
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Lucky in Love by dr_girlfriend for Lissadiane
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics)
10 Aug 2019
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Clint is only a couple of sips into his cardboard cup of coffee, his brain barely out of neutral, which is probably why it takes him so long to realize that some damn psycho is trying to kidnap his dog.
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“I’m not some charity case,” Bucky says pugnaciously.
“I didn’t think you were,” Clint answers back readily enough. “I mean, I can tell you’re fucked up for sure, but of the two of us, I’m probably the bigger disaster. My sleep schedule is shit, and I drink coffee straight from the pot. I sing in the shower even though I’m deaf as fuck. I have arrows everywhere because I’m an archer — did I tell you that? And I was raised in a literal circus, so I’m not exactly domestic. Let’s see, what else?” He squints down at the ground, rubbing the back of his neck. “Oh, yeah, I won the building in a poker game with the Russian mafia and every once in awhile they show up and try to take it back, but usually I handle it, no problem. Uh...”
Clint happens to looks up and Bucky’s eyes are wide, his mouth hanging open. Clint’s hand freezes where he’s rubbing the back of his neck, suddenly embarrassed. Yeah, when you put it all out there at once, it doesn’t sound so good.
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23 Sep 2021
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oh, yeah, this goes in the 'stuff that'll melt the arctic arteries' bin
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Blind Archer Alec by AlltheFandoms_tooManyShips
Fandom Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
17 Apr 2021
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15 Sep 2021
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Heavy In Your Arms by AguScribbles
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
06 Mar 2021
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Geralt's last contract before retreating to Kaer Morhen for winter goes horribly wrong.
Now Mr. "I don't need anybody" has to rely on other people's help and has a hard time adjusting."And is it worth the wait
All this killing time?
Are you strong enough to stand?
Protecting both your heart and mine?
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I was a heavy heart to carry
But he never let me down
When he held me in his arms
My feet never touched the ground."Series
- Part 1 of Blind is the Beast
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22 Aug 2021
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24 Jun 2021
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Geralt has never gotten the chance to give a blowjob before. Jaskier offers to be his first.
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19 Jun 2021