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Every day in Po's life is the same. By day, she works at the noodle shop, living in the apartment above it with her dad. By night, she dreams- of a version of herself who’s worthy of respect. Of a woman who could flip her. Of a purpose for her mundane existence.
When fate intervenes to drop her wildest dreams in her lap, will she have what it takes to be a hero?
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Lister catches Rimmer reading "historical fiction" (its. erotica.) and realizes he's played the TIV game based on that same book. What starts as relentless teasing ends in both realizing they've been fantasizing about characters that bear striking resemblances to their real life counterparts...
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Andhera and Binx decide to get Rue and Hob together. How could two people so perfect for one another not realize they belong together?
Rue and Hob notice Andhera and Binx acting strange and draw their own conclusions
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After the events of the ball, our pack of pixies find that love is in the air. But will they ever notice whats going on right under their noses? Cue fey high society's most bizarre and complex social maneuver- the double setup. -
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Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
25 Apr 2021
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Sarah finds out Bucky is in love with her brother. She wants him to do something about it. Bucky's not so sure. Meanwhile, Sam just wants to know why everyone's acting so strange.
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"I want you with me. If you'll have me, that is.""I'll have you. Your back. I'll have your back." Nailed it, Barnes, Bucky thought miserably.
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Glup Shitto is a simple space cop on the beat. She crosses paths with Darth Crumbo, the seductive Duchess of Spice, and suddenly her mission becomes a lot more complicated.
Yes they are just jokes but arent we all??? i promise someone says "Make me". Hearts will pound. Breaths will be HOT. The lipgloss WILL be poppin.
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A game of escalation that Greg has no idea he's playing.
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14 May 2026
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It's difficult being so wholesome that the woman of your dreams doesn't realize you're trying to seduce her.
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11 May 2026
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“No fair,” He whined, “Your stupid sweatshirt keeps tripping me up. You’re basically cheating by proxy or whatever….Frank, are you even listening?” Joe snapped, flopping the long sleeve in his friend’s face demonstratively. Perplexed, he watched as Frank’s eyes seemed almost locked on the extra bit of fabric, before breaking away and scanning over Joe as if he was seeing him for the first time. Frank’s eyes seemed to catch - and linger - on the areas where his sweatshirt was just a little too big.
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Joe gets caught in a downpour and has to borrow some of Frank's clothes. They fuck about it.
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05 Apr 2026
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A big Patreon goal deserves a big reward, but Joe wasn't expecting the fans to ask for a kiss! One fake date later, they wind up discovering some not-so-fake feelings.
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“Wow, you guys are off to a strong start,” Greg laughed from behind the camera, popping the tension in the air like a pin. “Talk about giving the audience what they asked for, but I thought the kiss was supposed to be at the end.”
At the interruption, Frank seemed to come back to himself, taking a half step back. That space was enough for Joe to take a greedy lungful of air, trying to bring himself back from that weird moment as well. Unfortunately for him, the air he was gulping down was inescapably soaked with the lingering scent of Frank’s cologne, which did absolutely nothing towards calming him down.
Frank never wore cologne.
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05 Apr 2026
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“You know, princess, I’ve been a terrible gentleman here.” Frank teased, watching as Joe positively shook at the word, “Can I kiss you?”
“Fuck,” Joe groaned, in a voice deep enough that nobody in their right mind would go around calling him princess, yet here they were anyway. “Yeah, yes, finally.”
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It all started with 'Hypothetically, which one of us would be the better girl?' and spiraled very quickly out of control.