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Every day in Po's life is the same. By day, she works at the noodle shop, living in the apartment above it with her dad. By night, she dreams- of a version of herself who’s worthy of respect. Of a woman who could flip her. Of a purpose for her mundane existence.
When fate intervenes to drop her wildest dreams in her lap, will she have what it takes to be a hero?
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Lister catches Rimmer reading "historical fiction" (its. erotica.) and realizes he's played the TIV game based on that same book. What starts as relentless teasing ends in both realizing they've been fantasizing about characters that bear striking resemblances to their real life counterparts...
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Andhera and Binx decide to get Rue and Hob together. How could two people so perfect for one another not realize they belong together?
Rue and Hob notice Andhera and Binx acting strange and draw their own conclusions
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After the events of the ball, our pack of pixies find that love is in the air. But will they ever notice whats going on right under their noses? Cue fey high society's most bizarre and complex social maneuver- the double setup. -
Journaling is Therapist Recommended by cryptyd
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
25 Apr 2021
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Sarah finds out Bucky is in love with her brother. She wants him to do something about it. Bucky's not so sure. Meanwhile, Sam just wants to know why everyone's acting so strange.
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"I want you with me. If you'll have me, that is.""I'll have you. Your back. I'll have your back." Nailed it, Barnes, Bucky thought miserably.
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Glup Shitto is a simple space cop on the beat. She crosses paths with Darth Crumbo, the seductive Duchess of Spice, and suddenly her mission becomes a lot more complicated.
Yes they are just jokes but arent we all??? i promise someone says "Make me". Hearts will pound. Breaths will be HOT. The lipgloss WILL be poppin.
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“Bitty cooked a ton for Jack before they started dating, but this is insane.”
“This isn’t a dating thing. Dex is working really hard and he deserves to come home to something nice.”
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tequila makes her clothes fall off by masterofmatchbox
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
05 Dec 2025
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Dex doesn't drink.
Not at small group hangouts, not at celebrations, not at kegsters–hell, Nursey doesn't even think Dex drinks in private.
Which is why Nursey is really puzzled to see Dex with a red solo cup in his hand.
He watches as Dex makes his way to the dance floor, cup in hand. This should be fun. Dex never dances, always so insistent that he can't dance for shit, come on, guys.
It starts to become less fun and more puzzling as he watches Dex start dancing with random people. And it's not just dancing, it's give-Patrick-Swayze-a-run-for-his-money dirty dancing, grinding and swaying and caressing in a way that no one as awkward or uptight or stiff as William Poindexter usually is should be able to.
or: dex doesn't drink because he is a desperate and horny drunk, until one night he does.
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29 Jan 2026
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Nursey makes a beeline towards Dex at the table after getting his own mug. On his way to his own seat, Nurse shoves a hand in Dex’s hair to ruffle it. “Morning, Dexalicious.”
God has abandoned Dex. There’s not even a modicum of justice left in this world.
Nursey’s fingers catch in the tangles in Dex’s hair on the way out.
An uncharacteristically high pitched definitely-not-moan pushes out of Dex’s mouth against his will, and he smacks his hand over his mouth like that would shove it back in.
or: 5 times nursey pulls dex's hair, and 1 time he doesn't
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to hands between legs, to whatever it takes by masterofmatchbox
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
06 Jan 2026
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“Do you want to hear me fucking complain? Huh? Do you? Because I can complain if you want me to complain. I haven’t had a reasonable shower since they put this cast on me, it takes me five minutes to get up or down this stupid ladder, I can’t write, I can barely type, I’ve ruined half my shirts eating with my left hand, and I can’t fucking jerk off!”
“Oh my God, really? That’s what you’re so bitchy for? You haven’t come in two weeks? Nursey, I’ll jerk you off myself if you’ll shut the fuck up!”
or: dex, nursey, a sports injury, and a terrible handjob that progresses into a sicknasty blowjob
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The thing is, he’s had study nights and tv marathons in Chowder’s room. He’s gotten stoned in Shitty’s, and Lardo’s, crashed on Jack’s floor after a kegster, gone to Bitty’s for advice, and checked Ransom and Holster’s for ghosts. If it were anyone else’s, Nursey would at least have some indicator of what was going on, because he’d be able to recognise the decorations, the layout.
But Derek Nurse wakes up in William Poindexter’s room and has no idea where the fuck he is.
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