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“Bitty cooked a ton for Jack before they started dating, but this is insane.”
“This isn’t a dating thing. Dex is working really hard and he deserves to come home to something nice.”
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29 Jan 2026
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tequila makes her clothes fall off by masterofmatchbox
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
05 Dec 2025
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Dex doesn't drink.
Not at small group hangouts, not at celebrations, not at kegsters–hell, Nursey doesn't even think Dex drinks in private.
Which is why Nursey is really puzzled to see Dex with a red solo cup in his hand.
He watches as Dex makes his way to the dance floor, cup in hand. This should be fun. Dex never dances, always so insistent that he can't dance for shit, come on, guys.
It starts to become less fun and more puzzling as he watches Dex start dancing with random people. And it's not just dancing, it's give-Patrick-Swayze-a-run-for-his-money dirty dancing, grinding and swaying and caressing in a way that no one as awkward or uptight or stiff as William Poindexter usually is should be able to.
or: dex doesn't drink because he is a desperate and horny drunk, until one night he does.
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29 Jan 2026
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Nursey makes a beeline towards Dex at the table after getting his own mug. On his way to his own seat, Nurse shoves a hand in Dex’s hair to ruffle it. “Morning, Dexalicious.”
God has abandoned Dex. There’s not even a modicum of justice left in this world.
Nursey’s fingers catch in the tangles in Dex’s hair on the way out.
An uncharacteristically high pitched definitely-not-moan pushes out of Dex’s mouth against his will, and he smacks his hand over his mouth like that would shove it back in.
or: 5 times nursey pulls dex's hair, and 1 time he doesn't
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- Part 1 of up and down
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to hands between legs, to whatever it takes by masterofmatchbox
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
06 Jan 2026
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“Do you want to hear me fucking complain? Huh? Do you? Because I can complain if you want me to complain. I haven’t had a reasonable shower since they put this cast on me, it takes me five minutes to get up or down this stupid ladder, I can’t write, I can barely type, I’ve ruined half my shirts eating with my left hand, and I can’t fucking jerk off!”
“Oh my God, really? That’s what you’re so bitchy for? You haven’t come in two weeks? Nursey, I’ll jerk you off myself if you’ll shut the fuck up!”
or: dex, nursey, a sports injury, and a terrible handjob that progresses into a sicknasty blowjob
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The thing is, he’s had study nights and tv marathons in Chowder’s room. He’s gotten stoned in Shitty’s, and Lardo’s, crashed on Jack’s floor after a kegster, gone to Bitty’s for advice, and checked Ransom and Holster’s for ghosts. If it were anyone else’s, Nursey would at least have some indicator of what was going on, because he’d be able to recognise the decorations, the layout.
But Derek Nurse wakes up in William Poindexter’s room and has no idea where the fuck he is.
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28 Jan 2026
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Maybe it was a slip of the tongue, or an accidental admission after one too many beers, because Nursey doesn’t hear Dex compliment anybody else.
Nursey isn’t sure why he’s - so far - the exception.
(Or, Dex doesn’t compliment anyone. Except Nursey.)
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28 Jan 2026
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I Know I Am, But What Are You? by sysrae for gayblackgeek
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
15 Dec 2016
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“I need you,” says Dex, “to be my fake date at my family Christmas. Please.”
“Cool,” says Nursey, mouth operating on Chill Autopilot while his higher brain functions come to a screeching halt. “I can do that.”Series
- Part 1 of Becoming Us
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27 Jan 2026
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Dex goes to bed his first night in the basement and wakes up in a slightly altered version of reality for the day.
A few nights later, it happens again. And again. And again...
Which is fine. Really. He will handle this insanity the same way he’s handled every other weirdness Samwell has thrown at him since he got here.
He’s just not sure how to deal with the implications of how often he wakes up in worlds where Nursey is in bed beside him.
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26 Jan 2026
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Five Halloween costumes Nursey wanted Dex to wear, and one Dex actually agreed to. Also: porn.
This fic goes all over the place stylistically. Just go with it.
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25 Jan 2026
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“Holy shit, Nursey, are you okay?”
That’s Dex. Nursey opens his eyes, then immediately slams them shut again. “Yeah. I’m—I’m fine.”
“Are you sure? Did you hit your head? Open your eyes.”
Nursey does so, reluctantly. He’s got a full face of Dex, who’s kneeling over him, and Nursey suddenly wants to find another set of stairs to fling himself down.
Because over the summer? Will Poindexter got motherfucking hot.
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- Part 1 of NurseyDex Week
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25 Jan 2026
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casual deviation from the norm by unadulterated-exasperation (demonicweirdo)
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24 Jul 2016
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Nursey hooks his ankle around Dex’s, and watches those ears turn red, most likely from annoyance. “What’s your type?”
His head comes up so quick that Nursey winces for his whiplash. “What?”
He shrugs. “Your type, man.”
“Type of what?”
“Your blood type, Will. What the fuck do you think?”Bookmarked by cryptyd
25 Jan 2026
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When you put a set number of variables into some sort of order then logically one has to come first and one has to come last. That sort of reasoning is much easier applied hypothetically than it is emotionally.
Or, someone with a Twitter account and a lot of audacity makes a List. Things, as they usually seem to, do not work out well in William Poindexter's favor.
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25 Jan 2026
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all this rapid repeat action (don't it feel good?) by shellybelle
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
09 Aug 2017
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Dex doesn't mean for it to keep happening. He'd like to blame it on being out of practice, or being emotional, but honestly--he thinks Nursey's just that good.
(Or: five times Dex comes before he means to, and one time he gets Nursey back.)
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25 Jan 2026
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The thing is, being able to talk to houses doesn't actually preclude them from conspiring to ruin your life. Dex finds this out a little too late. First comes the Dib Flip, then Nursey's bed, and the water heater...the Haus definitely has it in for him.
In which Dex has house magic, Haus has Haus magic, and at least one of them is in love with Nursey.
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25 Jan 2026
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Yuna has let go of a lot in her life, including her own dream to play professional hockey. But that's alright; she has Shane and David and they have built a storybook legacy together. Then Ilya Rozanov gets hurt and suddenly Shane's calling her asking if they'll go pick up his archrival from the hospital.
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22 Jan 2026
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Standing right outside my door by eleanor_lavish for EyeOfAster, Dorasolo
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25 Dec 2015
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“I’ve been doing holidays alone for years, bro. I mean, I spent more holidays at Andover than in New York.”
Dex’s fingers tighten on the steering wheel. He kind of really hates Nursey’s parents right now, even though he’s never met them. He wants to yell at Nursey about this ridiculous chill he has going on, about how it’s fucked up, ask how he’s not just pissed off all the fucking time, but he looks over and Nursey’s eyes are still closed, and he’s curled in on himself in the seat. “Yeah, well. Not this year,” he says firmly.
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21 Jan 2026
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Gentlemen Prefer Jeeves by theoldbean
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990), Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)
15 Jan 2026
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Bertie is looking forward to a peaceful around the world cruise with his topping valet, but when Gussie and Madeline join the same cruise, it seems he just can't shake the same sorts of shenanigans he was hoping to avoid. Throw in the strapping men's olympic team, Madeline's desire for a wedding a sea, and a private investigator with a compromising set of photographs, not to mention Bertie's own mushy feelings towards his own valet, and this will be one voyage that's not easily forgotten.
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21 Jan 2026
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After two and a half semesters at Samwell, Dex has gotten used to people handling their stress in weird ways. Bitty bakes up a storm, Lardo is constantly covered in what Dex really, really hopes is paint, Ransom turns into a curled-up ball of anxiety on the nearest flat surface. He gets it: people are just weird here.
That doesn’t mean he doesn’t choke on his Red Bull when Nursey sighs, “God, I’m so tense right now. I just really need to suck a dick, y’know?”
(Or: five times Dex and Nursey really don’t quite know what they’re doing, and one time they’ve really, really figured it out.)
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17 Jan 2026
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“So Farmer, do you… uh.” Derek feels his cheeks warming. “Do you think Dex and I are… dating?”
Dex makes a sound like he’s sucking a breath through his teeth.
“Aren’t you?” Farmer looks back and forth between Derek and Dex, and then blushes. “Oh, shit. I’m sorry, I just assumed.”
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17 Jan 2026
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Nature's Sweet Restorer by sandwichsapphic
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
15 Sep 2025
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“I find, sir, that my back is sore. It is merely a discomfort, nothing to trouble yourself over.”
“Hm. And what is causing this, do you suspect?”
The corner of his eyebrow twitched. “Age, sir. In time we shall all lose the glory of the form.”
I pondered this. I suppose that’s just how life works; the added years weigh upon your spine like boulders on the shoulders, but there ought to be something I could do about it. I raided the cerebellum for a solution, and it didn’t take a minute for a rather obvious one to drop into my lap.
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Four instances of Jeeves growing old with Bertie, and one time it was the other way around.Bookmarked by cryptyd
09 Jan 2026