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    Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    23 Jan 2026

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    “No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
    Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
    “That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
    Harry didn't like the sound of that.
    “But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
    “Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.

    Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.

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    21 Dec 2025

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    Politics route, and late entry to hogwarts with years of self study and survival in a troubled kid's school.

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    Love Is For Children by

    Fandom Captain America (Comics), Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, captain america: the winter soldier - Fandom, Hulk (2003), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, My headcanon is a kinder universe than the MCU - Fandom, The Avengers (2012), The Avengers (All Media Types), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - All Media Types, The Incredible Hulk (2008), The Incredible Hulk - All Media Types, Thor (Movies)

    06 Nov 2024

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    In The Avengers, Natasha Romanova says "Love is for children." It's an expression of life as she knows it, and fits the harsh background most of the Avengers have experienced. Trouble is, people don't do very well without love. In particular it's impossible to form a good team if the members don't care about each other.

    So Phil Coulson comes up with a teambuilding exercise to resolve that problem. If love is for children ... then he'll arrange that experience for them. The result is an exploration of nonsexual ageplay to allow a group of very powerful, very broken people to patch up some of the gaps in their lives.

    Most of the stories are very sweet in tone and make for good comfort reading. However, canon gives these characters some very unpleasant pasts, and that comes up as they process the aftermath. So the tone does vary, and some stories are more intense than others. They deal with different characters, relationships, and sensitive issues.

    Some folks have avoided this series for fear that it goes into sexual territory; it doesn't. Same with embarrassment, very low on that.

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    03 Feb 2019

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    Dark Matter Multiverse by

    Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

    13 Dec 2025

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    18 Oct 2021

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    Peter Parker's Home for the Wayward Villain by

    Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    19 Oct 2016

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    A really long redemption story.

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    04 Apr 2023

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    Ruin's Edge by

    Fandom Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024)

    06 Jan 2025

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    02 May 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Smut followed by worldbuilding and plot and the world's end.