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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    Oluwande leans down and kisses Jim, smiling as he feels them relax further into his hold. But then they tilt their chin just so, open their mouth, and oh -

    There’s a noise from the foot of the bed, and Oluwande and Jim both look down to see Edward watching them with something soft and hungry in his eyes.

    “Damn,” Edward says, voice rough, “you look good together.”


    Jim and Oluwande fuck the Kraken. Or, more accurately, the Kraken fucks Jim and Oluwande.

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    17 Sep 2023

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    Andalite scientist Stedeth-Esgarrouth-Bonnetil crash lands in an abandoned construction site, pursued by the vicious Visser Four, a high level leader in the Yeerk invasion of Earth. A small motley crew of humans rescues him, and in return he gives them the power to morph—to turn into animals—so that they can resist the quiet but destructive war being waged on their world.

    Ed Teach’s mom went missing a long time ago. He’s worked through it, goes to therapy, owns his bar; while it wasn’t exactly what he expected, life has been pretty good. Still, he was thinking about packing it all in, until he sees a falling star and encounters a blue four-legged alien called Stede.

    Their meeting will change everything.

    (Written for the OFMD AU-gust challenge)

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    28 Aug 2023

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    Jaded, grief-stricken rock legend Edward Teach was only trying to find a new pet. But life -- or rather the magical Lighthouse Sanctuary -- had a different plan for him. This is a tale about finding home within yourself and in the people you bring into your life, and a love so great it makes a house come alive.

    Or, modern day AU slow burn featuring a pining Ed, a clueless Stede, found family, roughly a million animals, and a very magical house.

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    08 May 2023

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    Ed's tattoos have stories to tell.

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    “Now, close your eyes. Try not to think about anything.”

    Stede wonders what kind of game this is, exactly. Ed’s skin is warm as ever under his hand and it’s silly, but he fancies he can feel the small crosses and pin-prick stars as warmer still, heating up against his palm.

    The pulse in Ed’s thumb beats in time with the pulse in Stede’s wrist.

    Ed starts to hum. It’s a low rumble, gently swooping between deep tones; the design under Stede’s hand gets hotter and hotter. It feels red and sharp. Stede feels the vibration of Ed’s humming inside him as though it’s coming from his own chest.

    Stede’s eyes are closed but he sees—feels—knows the room around him is receding. The walls are rushing away. The gentle rocking isn’t the Revenge riding the ocean swell, but their bed floating amongst waves. He can smell a sharp sting of salt and feel a biting wind on his cheeks.

    Ed speaks, but the humming doesn’t stop. “Can you see it?”

    He can.

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    07 May 2023

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  5. Public Bookmark 87

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    01 May 2023

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