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    Tim Drake has paperwork and a plan for just about every possible situation, up to and including "emergent amorous intoxication." So when Red Robin makes a stupid mistake on a Poison Ivy case, he knows just what to do.

    Just one problem: Tim never got around to telling Jason about this particular plan.

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    15 May 2026

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    Tim looked down at Jason—the Red Hood, the deadliest thing a Bat was allowed to ally himself with—wearing nothing but a faceful of makeup, tight black boxer-briefs, a collar, and a leash, and decided that perhaps he’d been hit too hard on the head during his last dust-up with Harley Quinn.

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    13 May 2026

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    [Unknown] »
    Hey. This is Jason.
    I have a favor to ask. You can say no.

    « tim
    uh
    1. i’m aware of how favors work
    2. what is it?

    « tim
    ?

    « tim
    hey are you like. good

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    12 May 2026

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    Krypto likes to take care of Kon as much as Kon likes to take care of Krypto. When Kon is hungry, Krypto fetches him food. When Kon is sleepy, Krypto fetches him blankets. And when Kon is horny, Krypto fetches him Tim. Which leaves Kon the not-so-fun job of awkwardly explaining to Red Robin why he's been dragged to Smallville in the middle of the night by a well-meaning superdog.

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    08 May 2026

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    He smiles, all teeth, “Come on Replacement, I even got to the door with both legs busted. This should be nothing.”

    “You’re right. Jason… Jason wouldn’t have given up. He would fight, I can still—“

    The boy wobbles, and Jason has to suppress the mortifying impulse to jump to his aid.

    “I can still fight. Batman needs me.”

    “That’s a terrible idea,” he muses aloud, and if there’s a hint of real concern somewhere under all the roiling green, well, nobody can prove it.

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    aka. the not-actual-hallucination Jason Todd tries the less hands on approach to getting revenge. It ends up backfiring spectacularly.

    aka. the non traditional way to (reluctantly) reintegrate into the family after being dead, coming back to life, and becoming a crime lord, Jason "Red Hood" Todd edition

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    07 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Jason accidentally-on-purpose pretends to be his own boyfriend.