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Please Don't Ask Me (How I've Been Getting Off) by deansnewdad
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
22 Feb 2026
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dean can't handle thinking about having sex with men normally so he fantasizes about them forcing themselves onto him instead like a fucking weirdooo.
not canon-compliant. set at a completely random point around s4-5, and don't pay any attention to the bullshit cases they're working i just cbf. mostly pwp/dean study. cas has wings and all that good stuff. -
i keep my love, i want my blood inside of you by deansnewdad
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
13 Sep 2019
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Dirk wants to celebrate after finding the perfect building for the agency.
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Dean is addicted to Castiel's Grace. Cas is content to give him as much as he wants, and more. Both get more than they bargain for when their uneasy courtship spirals out of control.
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- Part 1 of Graceless
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08 Feb 2025
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Chintz by plorp
Fandoms: House M.D., His wife has filled his house with chintz - jjbang8 (Photograph)
28 Jan 2024
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“No, no-” House suppressed laughter, then put on a mock-serious face. “The place is nice. Really.”
Wilson rolled his eyes and tried not to let his mouth curl in response. House walked slowly toward the centerpiece of the room - a large three-seater couch in neat, pastel florals. Bonnie had been over the moon when she found it, face beaming with pride.
House seemed at a loss for words.
“It’s chintz,” Wilson prompted.
“Gesundheit.”
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24 Feb 2024
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"…And you're sure about this?" Wilson asked, gently rubbing circles on House's left leg. They were sitting in the car, parked in front of their apartment complex.
"Yeah, I trust you. I know you'll stop if I safeword. Now can we?"
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24 Feb 2024
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such trouble to please by alleyesonthehindenburg for justalittlegreen
Fandoms: House M.D.
27 Jul 2023
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Wilson’s angry. House doesn’t recall what about – mistreating a patient, being cruel to Cuddy, jerking around his fellows, it doesn’t matter. What matters is Wilson’s attention. What matters is the weight of it, the pushback, the immovable object to his unstoppable force. Equilibrium. A wall for his racing thoughts to throw themselves against, a dike, ha, dyke, like Thirteen –
And then Wilson’s hand is closing on the back of his neck, and the floodwaters recede, the electric charge quiets. House manages to strangle the pathetic little sigh that rises to his lips, but he can’t help the way his shoulders loosen under the relief of it.
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- Part 2 of Lazy Dancer
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18 Feb 2024
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the rest of the ride is riding on you by justalittlegreen for alleyesonthehindenburg
Fandoms: House M.D.
25 Jul 2023
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Wilson grabs the back of House's neck and squeezes. Hardly thinks about it because he’s mad, and it's a move he always uses with men - easy way to make clear upfront how he likes to play.
House doesn’t say anything, doesn’t gasp or yelp or startle, but Wilson feels the muscles in his neck and shoulders go almost slack, so he goes in for a kiss.
And House kisses him back, hands slipping lightly up Wilson's back like he isn’t sure what to do with them. And then Wilson pulls back, stares into unblinking blue eyes and smirks.
Oh. So that's what you want.
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- Part 1 of Lazy Dancer
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18 Feb 2024