defiledbeautifulthing
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student’s pet by defiledbeautifulthing, florence_after_midnight
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Feb 2026
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Stede takes a step forward and raises his arms like he’s about to launch into another lengthy speech, but then he freezes. His eyes widen, and Ed grins. That’s the face of a man who barely stopped himself from leaking into his pants. Shit, Ed didn’t realise things were that urgent. He spreads his legs a little, making sure to hike up the hem of his plaid skirt so Stede gets a glimpse of his lacy panties.
Stede’s eyes follow the movement like a deer spotting a predator in the underbrush. Bingo. Ed gives him an innocent smile.
When Ed notices his professor Stede squirming in class, he decides to have some fun with it.
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While having an emergency, Stede is stopped in his tracks by a magical sight: Santa Claus.
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captain's carnations by defiledbeautifulthing, florence_after_midnight
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Dec 2025
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“Will you young lads let me in on your fun?” Ben asks, keeping his smile gentle so as not to spook them.
Israel makes a valiant attempt at not flinching too noticeably, and if Ben were a duller man, it’d fool him.
Jack opens his mouth, and Ben sees the gears in his head turning as he tries and fails to come up with a reason to deny him. It’s alright, Ben reckons; he doesn’t keep Jack around for his brains.
Sweet young Edward, though, all fire and fury up on deck and sweet as pie in Ben’s bed, just hands him the stack of cards. “Sure. You know how to play?”
A night of drunken revelry takes a messy turn.
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- Part 1 of before the blossom blooms
- Part 9 of defiledbeautifulthing's pee palooza
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for old time’s sake by defiledbeautifulthing, florence_after_midnight
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Dec 2025
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At the grand opening of their tattoo shop, Ed notices something off about Izzy.
“I know what’s going on with you,” Ed says.
Izzy cocks an eyebrow. “What’s going on with me?”
“You’ve got a crush.” Ed wiggles his eyebrows, then points a look at Fang, who seems to be getting along well with Stede and enjoying his cake.
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- Part 10 of defiledbeautifulthing's pee palooza
- Part 9 of the heart-shaped glasses literary universe
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baby on board (caring for your young) by defiledbeautifulthing
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Nov 2025
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When newborn pup Stede has to pee, there's only one solution.
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- Part 8 of defiledbeautifulthing's pee palooza
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the heart-shaped glasses literary universe by defiledbeautifulthing, florence_after_midnight
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Feb 2026
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Stepson/stepfather Ed/Izzy AU.
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defiledbeautifulthing's pee palooza by defiledbeautifulthing, florence_after_midnight
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Dec 2025
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Works for Omovember 2025 event.
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before the blossom blooms by defiledbeautifulthing, florence_after_midnight
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Dec 2025
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In which Stede becomes Hornigold's plaything.
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wither and wilt by defiledbeautifulthing, florence_after_midnight
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Oct 2025
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florence does ofmd kinktober 2025 by defiledbeautifulthing, florence_after_midnight, florence_pods (florence_after_midnight), lovedhands
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Oct 2025
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fit all my joys and my pleasures in one perfect day by Bananaface for defiledbeautifulthing
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Aug 2025
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"The whole idea was a mistake. Whoever the fuck invented ‘take your kid to work’ day clearly did not have kids.
Stede shifted foot-to-foot as they steered, just a little, not enough for Mister Fang to notice. He was determined, he wouldn’t wet himself here in the nice clean bridge, all full of polished wood and shiny instruments, he could wait for Izzy to come back and take him to the potty. The head, Stede mentally corrected himself. He was here to work like Mister Izzy, so he had to use the same words as the rest of the crew."
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- Part 2 of Foster AU
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And then Stede moves closer, and the floorboards creak beneath his shoes, and the line gets thinner, and Izzy feels it like a knife in his gut, twisting and turning and making him feel sick and lightheaded.
Not because it’s wrong—but because it is. It’s staggeringly, obviously, unforgivably wrong. He’s forty eight. Stede’s nineteen. He's married. Stede's practically a kid.
And yet—he doesn’t stop.Stede is just the babysitter—nineteen, awkward, and way too curious—but when Izzy’s marriage falls apart, what starts as help turns into something tender, dangerous, and impossible to take back.
Written to cross the 'Infidelity' and 'Loss of Virginity' SquaresSeries
- Part 2 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2025