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in our history, across the great divide by definitelynotsapphic
Fandoms: The Morning Show (TV 2019)
13 Aug 2022
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Something changed when we did TMS together. You walked up to me and for the first time in a while, I saw how bright your eyes have always been, noticed how warm it feels when you look at me.
After two weeks of quarantine, Alex tries to be honest and writes a letter to Laura. Loosely inspired by “happiness” by Taylor Swift.
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It's Days Like This by definitelynotsapphic
Fandoms: Falsettos - Lapine/Finn, Falsettos - Lapine/Finn (Broadway Cast) RPF
22 Aug 2021
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Cordelia won't let Charlotte get out of bed without a few extra cuddles.
Good 'ol fluff with the lesbians from next door.
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meet you where the spirit meets the bones by daniandjamie
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
12 Jan 2025
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‘It’s you, isn’t it?’ she asks.
Death nods, leaning closer, drawn in by the magnetic energy Agatha exudes, the very thing he’s been drawn to since the start.
‘You got yourself a body,’ she remarks, impressed.
Death flushes. The heat rising to his cheeks feels a little like standing in front of a burning fire.
‘Do you like it?’ Death asks, rocking on his heels.
Agatha narrows her eyes, giving him a once-over.
‘Hmm,’ she muses. Then she beckons him closer with a curled finger.
Death goes happily, his pulse picking up. His pulse!
Agatha makes a show of bringing her palm up to whisper in his ear.
‘Let me give you a clue,’ she breathes into Death’s ear, making his spine stiffen.
A pause.
‘I don’t like boys.’
Death stumbles backward, cheeks red again. His chest feels tight, and all at once, he wants to escape her.
Agatha smirks at him, already turning back to her book.
‘Nice try.’
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Death body-hopping until they find one that Agatha likes. They do not anticipate how much Agatha will like Rio.
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11 Aug 2025
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"You're not asleep."
Rio twirled her knife in her palm, looking straight up at the endless night.
"I'm keeping an eye on you. Can't do that if I'm asleep, can I?"
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or, connected one shots about agathario because i love them
(the fix-it chapters are 5, 6, and 7)
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27 Jul 2025
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Rio’s grin widened. “Touchy, aren’t you? You're cute when you're annoyed.”
Agatha took a deep breath. “Rio, you can’t lie your way out of this. I don’t know what you're trying to achieve, but you're only making this process longer for yourself.”
Rio leaned forward. “Do you get hit on alot? Because honestly, if you weren’t my therapist I would totally fu-”
Agatha cleared her throat, cutting Rio off. The look on Rio’s face made it obvious that she knew she had gotten a reaction, and Agatha hated it.
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Rio Vidal has just been released on probation from prison – only requirement being that she goes to meet a psychiatrist, Agatha Harkness, twice a week.
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25 Jul 2025
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Take Me, Baby, Or Leave Me by WhothefelsewantedtobeLynNyx
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
17 Feb 2025
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“Shut up,” Agatha all but snarls. Rio crooks an eyebrow at her, smirking.
“What, you have dibs on her? Can’t blame you, I guess- she is pretty. Seems awfully nice, too. Sweet little thing offered to get up at the crack of dawn tomorrow to welcome me to town, can you believe it?”
She doesn’t step closer, but she does lean forward slightly. “Tell me, Agatha. Is she that sweet out of the uniform too?”
“Shut up,” Agatha hisses, and yanks her in for a searing kiss.
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Over a decade ago, Agatha Harkness ran to Westview to escape the mess of pain and emotions that was her life. Years after she'd left THAT behind, Social Services showed up on her doorstep with the surviving son of her ex-best friend. Now finally, she's gotten her shit together and-
And now her ex-wife is in town. What's a lesbian to do?
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Or: a modern AU (for lack of a better word) surrounding Agatha Harkness, her adopted source of stress (I mean, son), her mess of a friend group, and the ex-wife she definitely doesn't still harbor feelings for.Series
- Part 1 of Measure Your Life In Love
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24 Jul 2025
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“Friends do not do what you and Rio did. And you and I certainly never have.”
“Me and Rio had—” Agatha pauses, her eyes sliding over to Teen, who has stolen one of her gelt and is nibbling on it, “—s-e-x one time. And then decided to be friends. Just friends. And have been friends ever since.”
"I’m seventeen,” Says Teen tiredly, “I know how to spell sex."
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Or, after having sex once (or like three times, but who's counting, definitely not Agatha) Agatha and Rio decide to be friends. Just friends. They are amazing at it, obviously.
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- Part 2 of the neighbor's blessed burden
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23 Jul 2025