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meet you where the spirit meets the bones by daniandjamie
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
12 Jan 2025
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‘It’s you, isn’t it?’ she asks.
Death nods, leaning closer, drawn in by the magnetic energy Agatha exudes, the very thing he’s been drawn to since the start.
‘You got yourself a body,’ she remarks, impressed.
Death flushes. The heat rising to his cheeks feels a little like standing in front of a burning fire.
‘Do you like it?’ Death asks, rocking on his heels.
Agatha narrows her eyes, giving him a once-over.
‘Hmm,’ she muses. Then she beckons him closer with a curled finger.
Death goes happily, his pulse picking up. His pulse!
Agatha makes a show of bringing her palm up to whisper in his ear.
‘Let me give you a clue,’ she breathes into Death’s ear, making his spine stiffen.
A pause.
‘I don’t like boys.’
Death stumbles backward, cheeks red again. His chest feels tight, and all at once, he wants to escape her.
Agatha smirks at him, already turning back to her book.
‘Nice try.’
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Death body-hopping until they find one that Agatha likes. They do not anticipate how much Agatha will like Rio.
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11 Aug 2025
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"You're not asleep."
Rio twirled her knife in her palm, looking straight up at the endless night.
"I'm keeping an eye on you. Can't do that if I'm asleep, can I?"
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or, connected one shots about agathario because i love them
(the fix-it chapters are 5, 6, and 7)
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27 Jul 2025
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Rio’s grin widened. “Touchy, aren’t you? You're cute when you're annoyed.”
Agatha took a deep breath. “Rio, you can’t lie your way out of this. I don’t know what you're trying to achieve, but you're only making this process longer for yourself.”
Rio leaned forward. “Do you get hit on alot? Because honestly, if you weren’t my therapist I would totally fu-”
Agatha cleared her throat, cutting Rio off. The look on Rio’s face made it obvious that she knew she had gotten a reaction, and Agatha hated it.
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Rio Vidal has just been released on probation from prison – only requirement being that she goes to meet a psychiatrist, Agatha Harkness, twice a week.
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- 152,267
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- 24/26
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25 Jul 2025
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Take Me, Baby, Or Leave Me by WhothefelsewantedtobeLynNyx
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
17 Feb 2025
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“Shut up,” Agatha all but snarls. Rio crooks an eyebrow at her, smirking.
“What, you have dibs on her? Can’t blame you, I guess- she is pretty. Seems awfully nice, too. Sweet little thing offered to get up at the crack of dawn tomorrow to welcome me to town, can you believe it?”
She doesn’t step closer, but she does lean forward slightly. “Tell me, Agatha. Is she that sweet out of the uniform too?”
“Shut up,” Agatha hisses, and yanks her in for a searing kiss.
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Over a decade ago, Agatha Harkness ran to Westview to escape the mess of pain and emotions that was her life. Years after she'd left THAT behind, Social Services showed up on her doorstep with the surviving son of her ex-best friend. Now finally, she's gotten her shit together and-
And now her ex-wife is in town. What's a lesbian to do?
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Or: a modern AU (for lack of a better word) surrounding Agatha Harkness, her adopted source of stress (I mean, son), her mess of a friend group, and the ex-wife she definitely doesn't still harbor feelings for.Series
- Part 1 of Measure Your Life In Love
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- 72,057
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- 22/22
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24 Jul 2025
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“Friends do not do what you and Rio did. And you and I certainly never have.”
“Me and Rio had—” Agatha pauses, her eyes sliding over to Teen, who has stolen one of her gelt and is nibbling on it, “—s-e-x one time. And then decided to be friends. Just friends. And have been friends ever since.”
"I’m seventeen,” Says Teen tiredly, “I know how to spell sex."
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Or, after having sex once (or like three times, but who's counting, definitely not Agatha) Agatha and Rio decide to be friends. Just friends. They are amazing at it, obviously.
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- Part 2 of the neighbor's blessed burden
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- 2/2
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23 Jul 2025
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“I don’t have sex.”
Agatha’s face screwed up somewhere between delight and incredulity, “You don’t ever?” She scoffed, “As in you’ve never at all? How long have you been here?”
“Since the inception of life itself.”
“And you’ve never fucked?” The way she said it, it did sound a little stupid, “What do you do to pass the time?”
“I scare children,” Death shifted in her chair, still rubbing at the skin of one hand with the other. No wonder Agatha had nowhere to live, she thought. She was unbearable. “Amongst other things.”
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Upon meeting Death, Agatha takes it upon herself to educate her on some of the finer points of being human.
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22 Jul 2025
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I Can Resist Anything Except Temptation by schrodingerspuss
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
16 Jul 2025
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"It's a game, Agatha. Don't play it."
Agatha is an FBI agent tasked with finding an elusive and psychopathic serial killer they've nicknamed "The Green Witch".
Suddenly finding herself at the center of this killer's attention, Agatha's already dubious moral compass spins out of control.
A tale of mutual obsession based on Killing Eve and Criminal Minds.- Language:
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- 116,507
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- 26/41
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21 Jul 2025
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my safeword is safeword by AnonFandomBandit, orphan_account
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
15 Apr 2025
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“Oh, you’ll have to tie me down if you want me to submit to you,” Agatha explains casually.
Rio stares, trying to process that. “I need to tie you down?” she says, bewildered. “For you to… get into the correct headspace?”
“No, I will literally fight you if you don’t tie me up. And I mean entirely immobilized. I’ll claw your eyes out or try and bite you otherwise.”
Agatha Harkness has been accused of being a bad sub. She categorically denies it, and hires a dominatrix to prove it. She is by far the most interesting and challenging client Rio Vidal has ever faced.
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- 7/?
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18 Jul 2025
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After Halloween, she doesn’t think about that night too often. It was fun; now it’s over. They didn’t exchange phone numbers or anything of the sort.
As a matter of fact, she doesn’t remember saying goodbye to Rio at all, or how she got home. She woke up in her own bed the next morning, and that was it.
She doesn’t dwell on it. She doesn’t particularly like to dwell on anything.
Until eight weeks later, when she’s sitting in her bathroom, clutching a pregnancy test.
A positive pregnancy test.
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Rio is Death. Agatha is a regular human who finds herself unexpectedly pregnant after a one-night stand with a mysterious woman she meets in an eerie bar on Halloween.
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- 13,281
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- 3/3
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15 Jul 2025
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While an apprentice witch, Agatha grows frustrated when she's not permitted to learn magic.
Until someone makes her an offer that she can't refuse.
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- 48,863
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- 16/16
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05 Jul 2025
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Ancient (and chronically unemployed) vampires Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal have been strictly best friends for 600 years.
That is, until Agatha bites her.
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- Part 1 of Put Your Fangs In Me
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- 36/37
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05 Jul 2025
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Fresh from her censure, Casey returns to the DA's office under the watchful eyes of the SVU squad and her bosses alike. Working jointly with one Alex Cabot, whose reputation always preceded her, she can't help but feel inferior in the other woman's shadow.
And that's before the truth about where she disappeared to for three years gets out.
Will Casey be able to keep her secret double life under wraps? Or are her two worlds just too intertwined?
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24 Jun 2025
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(told me ur new man dont make u- what?) That's a Damn Shame by iwoulddieforher
Fandoms: Law & Order: SVU, Conviction (TV 2006)
28 Jan 2025
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Alexandra Cabot, the Homicide Bureau Chief, comes to Casey Novak's office regularly, for idle chatter, for complaining. When she comes in dazed and having apparently just hooked up with her subordinate, she asks Casey for help understanding why the hell she did that- and Casey teaches her exactly how well she understands her.
I'll be the first to admit this work got away from me. I wanted to write something to explore the affair Alex has with Steele in Conviction, coupled with the idea that because of the overlapping plot lines Casey would've been the active ADA for SVU while Alexandra was the homicide bureau chief.. and I imagine they'd be friends. I woke up eight hours later having written 13k words about these two being very despairingly in love with each other. Enjoy?
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- Part 1 of Bureau Chief Alex & SVU SADA Casey
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23 Jun 2025
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Alex is sent by Elliot to investigate Casey's late-night activities, because Elliot's worried about her after she's been suspended. Alex finds her, but getting Casey to understand that all she wants to do is help is another battle on its own.
9k words of Casey being unable to understand anything at all. Also, she's high out of her mind on cocaine.
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- Part 2 of Puppydog
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23 Jun 2025
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Alexandra’s engagement party doesn’t end the way she planned, and Olivia’s night doesn’t end when it’s supposed to. It’s not supposed to end with Alex sitting in Olivia’s squad room.
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22 Jun 2025
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Casey shows up at Alex's doorstep a long, radio-silent week after being brought before the Bar, and God ... she is a mess.
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- Part 2 of Bureau Chief Alex & SVU SADA Casey
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21 Jun 2025
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the way i feel about you baby can’t explain it by seabiscuit
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
17 Nov 2024
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“She won’t even admit that she’s gay for a New York City Ballet dancer. You think she would go for you, Rio Vidal of Cobb, Oklahoma?” Jenn raises an eyebrow, “IT service provider who plays Elden Ring in her spare time.”
“Maybe.” Chirps Rio. Hope does, after all, spring eternal.
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Rio goes from IT service monkey to fucking her very beautiful, very poised boss in a very short period of time. And then, of course, there’s the aftermath.
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20 Apr 2025
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i believed you were crazy / you believed that you loved me by trixiepixiee
Fandoms: Law & Order: SVU
02 Mar 2025
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The first time Alex notices, Casey is sitting in her office, head pounding, praying that the caffeine and extra strength Tylenol kick in soon. It’s not like she isn’t used to it at this point. Today, it’s a splitting headache from where her head slammed into the headboard last night.
Last week, it’d been a bruise on her back from hitting the coffee table when he shoved her down. The month prior, she’d been covering up burns from the mug of coffee he threw across the room.
It was always something. But she had it handled. And as soon as she got over this migraine, she’d have it handled again.
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Casey and Charlie, if only Alex had been there.
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13 Jan 2025
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creator, you destroy me by velvetprayer
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Nov 2024
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Time, suddenly, means the moments in between her.
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- Part 1 of love in withdrawal was the weeping of me
- Language:
- English
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- 19,806
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- 1/1
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01 Jan 2025
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03 Sep 2024