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Tom is the manager of a failing office supply store, and Hermione is the plucky customer who gets on every last one of his nerves.
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Ron discovers the wonders of AI companionship.
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Tom has a pleasant conversation with his younger sister in the shower.
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Hermione works the front desk at a brothel, and Tom is about to become a very high-profile client.
This is a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure! Vote for how you'd like the story to progress as each chapter is released.
1 week to cast your vote + 1 week for me to write the next chapter = this fic updates every 2 weeks
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Nineteen must-have smart devices for a productive and pain-free life! Number twelve will STUN you!
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When a domestic terrorist group comes rolling into Harry's neighborhood, he's got faith that technology will save him. After all, these devices are smarter than we are these days.
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Hermione picks up an old USB abandoned at the library. Just as she'd suspected, it's broken - and probably littered with malware, because it gives her the weirdest error when she yanks it from the port.
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Tutoring by dillpicklepanic for Auroratellsstories
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Oct 2025
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A short one for my darling stepsister.
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Hermione lives in a tiny, podunk town out in the middle of nowhere, and Tom is a passing traveler with a new brand of faith to sell.
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A perverted reimagining of when Helly tries to swallow a message for her outie.
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“You’re safe from me, but your daughter isn’t.” Tom stretches the image until her face fills his phone screen. “And what’s worse, I’ll make her like it.”
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Tom hunts down some good, old-fashioned revenge sex.
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Tom's hosting a very lucky lady for a movie night - complete with her favorite snack! Unfortunately, I think she's going to cancel.
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Heretic: The perverted version
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- Part 2 of Be Fearful and Prosper
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Mark S. goes hunting for his outie's wife like he's supposed to, but he finds someone else instead.
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Carriage to Take You by dillpicklepanic
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
22 Mar 2025
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It's just a bookstore, the kind Rey never would've stepped foot inside if she wasn't desperate. It's just a stupid last minute birthday gift. It's just twenty bucks, give or take.
It's just a book.
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BOW ECHO by dillpicklepanic for BieberBlue
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
01 Feb 2025
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High school is difficult for anyone, but it's especially rough if your main hobby is these ancient marionettes that your grandpa carved by hand.
Rey dances them across the stage and she sings. Will the audience hear her? Or will they only see the puppets?
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It's a beautiful day, and the world is at peace!
Two months after an earthquake jars her life to pieces, Hermione's still reeling. The world has never felt less solid, but with her job and sanity on the line, she steps out of her shaky comfort zone and into your gritty hands.
Choose wisely.
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Hermione's got just one year left before she earns her bachelor's and can finally get the hell out of this town. But as the stress mounts, she finds herself looking for a way to let loose. Just a little bit.
Flirting with that weird guy at the bar couldn't hurt, right?
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After unwittingly playing a part in a brutal accident, Fawn is whisked away from her normal life and placed in the hands of Jack, resident interrogator and breaker of women.
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Obedience by dillpicklepanic
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
18 Oct 2024
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A fertile womb means the Red Center. It means an adolescence consisting solely of training to be a good, obedient wife.
It means that Rey is now on her way to serve a man she's never met. He'll shape the rest of her life, and she doesn't even know his face.
She can only hope he's kind…and oblivious. Because Rey holds a secret, and the price of it being discovered would be no less than death.