dimsimkitty
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Ed wants nothing more than to have his Christmas shopping over and done with, until he meets a handsome gift wrapper who he can't stop thinking about.
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One of Blackbeard's fans has a little daydream after seeing him perform live and decides to write a fic about it.
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Tis The Season by dimsimkitty
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
20 Dec 2025
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Tis the season. Whatever that means....
It's Christmas Eve 1998 in Sunnydale, California and Ed's working the night shift at the gas station.
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Edward Teach's plane just landed, and he needs a husband to be able to stay in his favorite country of Elbowvia. Stede Bonnet needs a husband to get his dead father's money. Turns out they both need to same ultra-specific procedure to prove their intentions. But can they find the semen? Tune in to see in this nerve-gripping story full of ups and downs.
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In Every Generation by dimsimkitty, Writer_Hardly_Know_Her
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
26 Sep 2025
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Supposedly, in every generation there is a chosen one. One girl who alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness.
But sometimes… things don’t go as planned.
A OFMD/Buffy The Vampire Slayer AU Featuring:
- Rogue Demon Hunter/Trying his best to be an adequate parent Stede Bonnet
- Slayer/Definitely just a normal girl (seriously, don’t tell her dad about the slayer thing, she’s going through enough as it is) Alma Bonnet
- Watcher/Regular ol’ tweed-wearing guidance counselor Ed Teach
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Ed's been having some gender thoughts and finding it frustrating, Stede helps them through it.
I am hoping that this will be part of a wider universe with Ed and Stede being in a QPR. For now, have this weeny one for trans Ed week :)
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14 Jul 2025
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Their first anniversary is just around the corner and Ed has never been happier in a relationship. Stede, on the other hand, could be happier, if he knew he was in the relationship in the first place.
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- Part 1 of Plans
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14 Apr 2025
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Ed’s therapist has a pretty good poker face—he assumes it’s something they teach you at therapist school—but Ed catches the look of pity that flashes lightning quick across her features.
And yeah, so what. Ed hasn’t been held in longer than he can remember. It’s not like it’s gonna kill him, right?
“It’s not going to kill you, no. But humans are social creatures, we’re not meant to go without loving touch for that long. It’s bad for our brains.”
“Okay, and? What am I supposed to do about that? Just scour the city until I find one of those ‘free hugs’ people and hope they’re not a complete weirdo?”
“No, but there are professional services you can go to, if you don’t feel comfortable initiating that kind of contact with people closer to you.”
“Professional—I thought you said that wasn’t what you meant? If I just want to bone down, I can find someone at a bar or whatever. No offence to the many sex workers who are providing an invaluable service to this city, obviously.”
“No, not that kind of professional.”
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30 Mar 2025
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Ed eats a lot of oranges.
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09 Mar 2025
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Before they started making out on Ed’s sofa like teenagers, Ed had shyly informed Stede that he didn’t really, like, sleep with anyone, mate. I like it sometimes, feels good, but not as much as other things. And like… I really like you, but I don’t think even you’ll be an exception to that, so if that’s gonna be a problem, you gotta tell me now.
If there was even a flicker of disappointment in Stede’s eyes when Ed gathered the courage to look at his face, it cleared just as quickly as it came, and Stede only paused for a short moment before answering with a soft, earnest smile, “No, Ed. That’s not a problem at all.”
Ed is asexual. Stede is incredibly understanding. Together, they realise why he gets it so well.