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Endothermic by distant_creaking
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
21 Mar 2023
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The poisonous taste of unbridled ambition has faded from Leonardo's lips.
Someone wants to gamble, but there will never be a prize.
Death is always waiting for those who stumble, and Leonardo has taken many paths through life, never once at a pace that was sustainable.
A trip is coming.
Same war, new battleground.
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”I’m going to be a boy,” Senku, age seven, tells her father one morning over breakfast. ”I’m going to learn how to do that next.”
"No, you're not," Byakuya says, and then spends the next two hours wanting to slap himself.
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11 Sep 2025
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Senkuu emerges from a stone shell like a butterfly out of a cocoon- trying to understand what the hell goes on.
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08 Sep 2025
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And Call Me in the Morning by slipstream
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
29 Sep 2016
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It’s not like Don is doing this for fun, he reminds himself as the olive-skinned turtle makes up four fresh syringes and starts measuring out doses. He’s his doctor and his brother, he only has Mikey’s best interest at—
He blinks, eyes suddenly fixed on the band of cloth fixed tight to Don’s upper thigh. “Dude, what’s wrong with your leg?”
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18 Mar 2024
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let me tell you a secret (let me show you a dream) by TheLastTheosaurus for TakeTwoInInk
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
20 Jan 2024
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“What was that?” Haley says, idly wrapping a strand of her hair around her finger. She imagines Leah’s hands braiding her hair, separating it, pushing each curl away from her face, soft and gentle and a type of intimacy she’s never let herself have.
(There are many things Haley has asked for, and there are many things Haley has wanted; many things she has ached for. The two rarely overlap.)
“I asked,” Leah says, a little clearer, “if you would do my make-up. For the party. I’ve got this character I want to dress up as, and…” she trails off, waving her hand in the air.
Haley tilts her head, as if imagining it. In truth, she already knows what she will say. She has never been able to say no to Leah; rarely, in fact, has she allowed herself to say no to anyone. “Oh, I suppose I could do that. But I want a deal.”
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or: haley agrees to do leah’s make-up for a costume party, and quickly learns that this deal will end much differently than she expected- Language:
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16 Mar 2024
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Better Unanswered by slipstream
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
06 Aug 2016
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As a reporter, April O’Neil doesn’t believe in questions that she shouldn’t know the answers to. “Okay,” she says, pretending for a moment longer that she’s not in her bathroom talking to her own reflection with an ironing board and a stack of pillows belted to her back. “Let the experiment begin.”
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(AKA, What Happens When You Spend Way More Time and Effort Than Necessary Trying to Figure Out How Giant Humanoid Turtles Use the Bathroom)
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08 Mar 2024