5 Works by dumpsterwizard
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“I've been hit by the bus of love, that falling brick of you.” (I See Myself - Geese) by dumpsterwizard
Fandoms: Original Work
18 Nov 2025
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“please fuckin’ touch me, razz.” It wasn't a lot of pressure from sludge, but razz folded under it nonetheless, since blue-balling sludge again seemed like an awful death wish.
(or, a sappy sleepy sex fic between two of my ocs, inspired heavily by I See Myself - Geese )
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- Part 1 of Cosmically Moronically Sludge
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You wake up next to him, in the middle of the night (with your head in your hands) by dumpsterwizard
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work
16 Nov 2024
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“Kitty left her second bar with her knight in tow, belly full of cheap bread and mead, hooking arms with the metal clad man next to him, feeling only borderline hammered, but holding it together. Cirus had to limit himself.. given he wasn't a goblin with an insane poison tolerance, and was a human knight who had the tolerance of a teenager at a frat party he didn't belong at.”
or, Kitty and cirus barhop, they share some feelings, and kiss it out! (+ a chapter 2 where they cuddle up together and cirus makes her breakfast in the morning because I was dying to make a two parter)
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- Language:
- English
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- 3,824
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Hits:
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And when were getting dirty, I forget all that is wrong. (A Bathhouse Fic) by dumpsterwizard
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work
21 Oct 2024
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“Are you actually gonna bathe this time? you stink, Clanks” Kitty questioned the knight that was holding her towels, bar of soap, and a key to the personal hot spring/bath they scored from an old goblin that kitty knew personally, the guy happened to own the place.
now that kitty thinks about it, Cirus only really tagged along a few times, but never to get a bath. just to stand guard and look at everywhere but kitty's face, likely out of some kind of respect because of how they met. a knight saving a goblin in a dress from a kidnapping gains that bond, it seems.
(or, kitty takes her boyfriend to a bathhouse and have a very tender moment)
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,770
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 6
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floral porcelain heart-shaped ashtray. by dumpsterwizard
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work
18 Oct 2024
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A simple innocence turns into something.. much more when a glass of mead is involved. A short, but sweet tale of a drunk goblin in drag and a drunk human man frotting.
this is a reference to a thread i don't remember who made it, but it reminded me of these two fantasy faggots, it was basically just about dry humping and how innocent it can seem at first but devolve REALLY quick
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,291
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 15
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Harassment, eight nickels of hash, delay quick, and then dash (Whoa - Earl Sweatshirt, [feat. Tyler, the creator]) by dumpsterwizard
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
22 Apr 2024
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Cloaker had a shitty day, why not peg the absolute life out of the soldier on his team? it'd at least tick a box off his bucket list.
For $9.95, maybe he'll fuck that stupid smirk off your face too!
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- Part 4 of SONGS BY EARL SWEATSHIRT