dumpsterwizard
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“I've been hit by the bus of love, that falling brick of you.” (I See Myself - Geese) by dumpsterwizard
Fandoms: Original Work
18 Nov 2025
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“please fuckin’ touch me, razz.” It wasn't a lot of pressure from sludge, but razz folded under it nonetheless, since blue-balling sludge again seemed like an awful death wish.
(or, a sappy sleepy sex fic between two of my ocs, inspired heavily by I See Myself - Geese )
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- Part 1 of Cosmically Moronically Sludge
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You wake up next to him, in the middle of the night (with your head in your hands) by dumpsterwizard
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work
16 Nov 2024
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“Kitty left her second bar with her knight in tow, belly full of cheap bread and mead, hooking arms with the metal clad man next to him, feeling only borderline hammered, but holding it together. Cirus had to limit himself.. given he wasn't a goblin with an insane poison tolerance, and was a human knight who had the tolerance of a teenager at a frat party he didn't belong at.”
or, Kitty and cirus barhop, they share some feelings, and kiss it out! (+ a chapter 2 where they cuddle up together and cirus makes her breakfast in the morning because I was dying to make a two parter)
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And when were getting dirty, I forget all that is wrong. (A Bathhouse Fic) by dumpsterwizard
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work
21 Oct 2024
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“Are you actually gonna bathe this time? you stink, Clanks” Kitty questioned the knight that was holding her towels, bar of soap, and a key to the personal hot spring/bath they scored from an old goblin that kitty knew personally, the guy happened to own the place.
now that kitty thinks about it, Cirus only really tagged along a few times, but never to get a bath. just to stand guard and look at everywhere but kitty's face, likely out of some kind of respect because of how they met. a knight saving a goblin in a dress from a kidnapping gains that bond, it seems.
(or, kitty takes her boyfriend to a bathhouse and have a very tender moment)
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floral porcelain heart-shaped ashtray. by dumpsterwizard
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work
18 Oct 2024
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A simple innocence turns into something.. much more when a glass of mead is involved. A short, but sweet tale of a drunk goblin in drag and a drunk human man frotting.
this is a reference to a thread i don't remember who made it, but it reminded me of these two fantasy faggots, it was basically just about dry humping and how innocent it can seem at first but devolve REALLY quick
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Harassment, eight nickels of hash, delay quick, and then dash (Whoa - Earl Sweatshirt, [feat. Tyler, the creator]) by dumpsterwizard
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
22 Apr 2024
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Cloaker had a shitty day, why not peg the absolute life out of the soldier on his team? it'd at least tick a box off his bucket list.
For $9.95, maybe he'll fuck that stupid smirk off your face too!
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- Part 4 of SONGS BY EARL SWEATSHIRT
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a series about my tf2 oc, cloaker, hes kind of a hoe ngl
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Kitty Scotch Chronicles (Mature, But Not Explicit) by dumpsterwizard
Fandom Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work
16 Nov 2024
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any smutty works of this character aren't included in this series
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writings that contain my alien oc Sludge & other characters in that universe i created
razz(matazz) uses He/Him
sludge uses It/She/He (but my fics frequently use it/he)
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“Stop pouting, you’re making me feel bad. We can go to a sex shop tomorrow. You can help me pick a dick.”
“Sto-op! It should be your— you need to choose!”
“It’s not an engagement ring, Herm. Besides, don’t you want a choice on what’s going up your ass?”
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get fucked (!) herman
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- Part 2 of store bought
Bookmarked by dumpsterwizard
05 Feb 2026
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In the scene where Robert cuts Sonar from the Z-team, their meeting goes just a bit differently.
Or: This is all an excuse for me to write Sonar transforming while inside someone.
Bookmarked by dumpsterwizard
23 Jan 2026
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' Herm smiles between them, clearing his throat. “Did you— mean it?— Actually? That we could— If you— you know?”
Chad looks down at Herm, wiping his mouth before wrapping his arm back around them both. “What? You gotta say it. Communication, or some shit.” He can practically hear the grin.
Herm’s face flushes with heat, and Robert’s rough hand is scratching at his scalp again. It’s soothing, and he finds his words quickly with the support. “Where if you— you were hard when you were asleep? If we woke up we could— pleasure— use you?” '
Chad keeps waking his boyfriends up. They don't find a solution, but it's a fun way to deal with it.
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- Part 5 of Connected Trans Waterboy Polycule
Bookmarked by dumpsterwizard
12 Jan 2026
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First 3 chapters are stand alone PWP.
Katon-Ur strikes out in the dating world again and again, until he finally finds one sex worker who's willing to give his alien genitals a chance.
Chris is in way over his head. He is not in tune with his own emotions, nor is he a therapist. But what he is is broke, so he's going to rock this sad, hot man's world whether he knows what he's doing or not.
Who cares if it's clearly just Phenomaman, LA's darling, in plainclothes? It's not like their lives have any crossover.
Mostly pure character study/Phenomaman porn. Plot now growing since getting moved to incomplete.
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02 Jan 2026
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“I’m making negative five thousand dollars each month?” Robert’s mouth fell open and he wasn’t sure he could afford to close it.
Sonar just nodded. “Sure are. Your credit card debt has credit card debt. I’m honestly shocked your credit score isn’t six.”
“So I’m just poor? That’s it?”
“Sucks to suck dude.” Sonar stood up, stretching as he yawned. “Bet you wish you’d sealed the deal with Blonde Blazer now, huh?”
“I’m not hot enough to fuck my way into triple my salary and a new suit.”
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or; Robert becomes a phone sex operator. Flambae becomes his best client.
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Bookmarked by dumpsterwizard
14 Dec 2025