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  1. Public Bookmark 92

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    A change was happening in the Underworld. More accurately, the King of Olympus had appointed a new psychopomp. Now, Charon did not know much about his new associate other than he was supposed to be fast, very fast. Even then, it was probably going to be annoying, since any form of change was always annoying.
    Then suddenly, there was laughter in the Temple of the Styx.
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    Hermes was almost beside himself with excitement! Chthonic gods were fascinating, and the boatman was no exception. He had to get closer, maybe fly in circles around him a few times, or even steal his hat, just to see what the other would do. A partnership with someone far removed from his family sounded exactly like the thing he needed.
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    Or how Hermes and Charon slowly but surely develop and define their partnership and themselves. Not that much can happen, since gods can't really change, right?

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    01 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    30 minutes before a segment of TV time needs to be filmed, Spamton, in a sort of... unexpected heat? needs to lay eggs. he asks tenna for assistance. bad writing follows

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    08 Oct 2025

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    Dick hard

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    Tenna and Spamton are suddenly forced to turn a tipsy one-night stand into tech support. Emotions ensue.

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    02 Oct 2025

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    “You know I’m not judging you,” Tenna huffed. “It’s fine if you want to dye your hair! I was just curious.” Spamton’s forced smile slowly withered down into a small frown. He grabbed a loose strand of hair between his thumb and forefinger, spinning it in his grip. Tenna crossed his arms expectantly as he watched Spamton mull over how he wanted to respond. He really didn’t see what the big deal was.
    “Fine, yeah, I dye it,” Spamton admitted finally. He gestured at his hair with his free hand. “Gotta have a signature style.”
    “Oh,” Tenna said. “Oh, yes, of course!” He laughed to himself. “I’m all for it! It does rather suit your brand!”

    OR: Tenna discovers that Spamton dyes his hair and it quickly snowballs into something bigger than he was expecting.

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    19 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    JESUS CHRIST

  5. Public Bookmark 47

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    Spamton and his relationship with the title Sales(wo)man.

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    19 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Jesus Christ