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Five Times the Team Saved Jane’s Ass at the Perfect Moment, And One Time They Nearly Didn’t by Word_Woven
Fandoms: The Mentalist (TV 2008)
31 May 2026
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Patrick Jane has always treated danger like an interesting puzzle with poor manners.
Unfortunately for him, the CBI team has started taking that personally.It would almost be funny, if it did not reveal something much more frightening underneath.
Patrick Jane has become family.
Not neatly. Not easily. Not as a replacement for what he lost. But truly, stubbornly, impossibly. He is in their bullpen, their routines, their arguments, their late nights, their worry, and their home.
So when everything finally goes up in flames, the team is forced to face the truth they have been circling all along.
If Patrick Jane dies, he will not leave behind emptiness.
He will leave behind grief.
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- Part 2 of 5+1 Jisbon Universe
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26 May 2026
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Five Times the Team Realised Jane Loved Lisbon, And One Time They Saw What That Meant by Word_Woven
Fandoms: The Mentalist (TV 2008)
24 May 2026
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Patrick Jane does not realise he is in love with Teresa Lisbon all at once.
He realises it in pieces: in tea made without asking, in a crooked tie fixed before an interview, in her voice cutting through the dark before he can drown in it. Lisbon realises it harder, after the apartment feels wrong without him in it and the silence starts to feel less like peace and more like absence.
The team notices after that.
Cho notices first, because of course he does. Van Pelt notices because Lisbon smiles differently. Rigsby notices last, dramatically and far too late for his dignity to survive intact.
But when an old enemy of Jane’s comes back with bodies, messages, and a plan designed to tear him apart, the team finally sees the truth beneath all the teasing, domesticity, and quiet office touches.
This was never casual.
Patrick Jane survived losing his wife once.
He would not survive losing Teresa Lisbon.
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- Part 1 of 5+1 Jisbon Universe
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20 May 2026
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Teresa Lisbon never expected to take in her former consultant’s teenage daughter. Traumatized, guarded, and haunted by a violent past, Charlotte pushes Lisbon to her limits. With Jane fleeing the country, Lisbon is left to protect Charlotte from the fallout of his choices, while navigating parenthood and the fragile friendship slowly forming between them.
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04 May 2026
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all the gold and the guns in the world (couldn't get you off) by burningblake
Fandoms: The Mentalist
21 Apr 2026
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She snort-giggles. Because it's the only response she can summon. "I'm not kissing you for a case."
"What, no feelings of gratitude left for the knight that saved your life?"---
Jane and Lisbon go undercover as a couple to take down the leader of a drug cartel. Set in early s2, canon up to 2x06. NOW COMPLETE.Bookmarked by earnestbot
21 Apr 2026
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Lisbon steeled herself for what she was about to say. She let her tongue run over her lips, then swallowed, until she finally replied, “I want you to seduce me.”
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06 Apr 2026