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Chelsea legend, Roy Kent, disappeared without a trace 1 year ago.
Rupert Mannion’s ex-wife, Rebecca Welton, took possession of AFC Richmond 1 week ago.
Manchester City loanee, Jamie Tartt, will learn about the feral Staffordshire Bull Terrier in the basement of Nelson Road in about 10 minutes.In which Roy was turned into a dog against his will and held captive under horrific circumstances, and Jamie is good with dogs.
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30 Dec 2025
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The Richmond lads decide to prank Jamie when they find out he used to be a Roy Kent Fanboy™. It has unforeseen consequences.
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29 Dec 2025
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Part of Roy’s job as captain is keeping the newbies in line, and sometimes that means taking them down a peg or two.
And Jamie fucking Tartt needs a lot of taking down.
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28 Dec 2025
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“What if I don’t want to choose?” Keeley asked, even though she knew that was impossible. She would have to make a choice, even if it was to value her friendship with both over choosing either of them.
“What? Like date both of us at once until you figure it out?” Jamie asked.
Roy was staring at Jamie now. Or maybe glaring. It was hard to tell.
“What if I just want two boyfriends?” she asked.
She had meant it as a joke to try to lighten the mood. But as soon as the words left her mouth, she wanted to take them back.
They weren’t laughing. They didn’t look like they thought she was joking.
Set after season 3. Keeley doesn't know what to do about having feelings for both Roy and Jamie. They agree to her having separate relationships with each of them, but as time goes on the lines between Roy and Jamie get more and more blurred.
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- Part 1 of Bizarre Love Triangle series
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28 Dec 2025
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All of Roy’s careful avoidance and rationalizations and compartmentalizing exploded in his face in the most unexpected way–Jamie Tartt standing alone, hand clenched in a tight fist, his determined face crumbling into a wild look of uncertainty and fear. Roy felt that terrible, irrational reality scratching at his brain, tingling in his legs, pounding in his chest. That awful reminder that every second of every minute of every day he was forcing himself to forget what could not be forgotten. He became untethered from the anchor of denial, his body free to move across the room, to enclose Jamie in an embrace neither one of them could escape.
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25 Dec 2025
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Despite the fact that it was none of his fucking business and he was ignoring Jamie Tartt for the rest of his life, he did watch from the corner of his eye as the waitress went to the corner table with a tray full of shots and unloaded every single one. There were only three people at the table, Jamie with a man and a woman, but there were twelve shots on the table. The math didn’t work out into anything good. For one thing, Jamie was a child who drank fucking blue shit and vanilla vodka and never even enough to get fucked up. For another thing, it wasn’t good etiquette to pour booze down anybody’s throat when they were already on a leash, or in any sort of bondage situation.
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24 Dec 2025
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A year in the life of Roy and Jamie.
From their first kiss to their first anniversary and all the bits in between.
(Canon divergence for season three)
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- 5/5
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22 Dec 2025
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There's a new striker coming in on loan from Man City and that's the beginning, middle, and fucking end of Roy's problems.
Or—Roy Kent goes slowly mad because Jamie fucking Tartt is a prick.
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22 Dec 2025
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have you ever thought just maybe (you belong with me) by sanazyung
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
06 Dec 2023
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“Jamie. They want to have a season where the lead is openly bisexual, and they have men and women contestants. And they called me. Asking about you.”
“Holy shit,” Jamie breathed, steadying himself against his kitchen counter. “They want me to be the fucking Bachelor?”
or, jamie is the bachelor. roy is a contestant-but not by his own will. the world gets to watch them fall in love anyway.
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- Part 1 of bachelor nation
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- 10/10
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20 Dec 2025
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Jamie hadn’t been into the bakery, and he wasn’t going to go in with his mum but the weird emo-kid who hated football was working at the bookstore and they never gave him good recommendations, so he followed his mother in through the door and froze.
“Roy?”
The man behind the counter stared at him.
“Fuck!”
“Roy?’ Jamie said again. “You’re a fucking…baker?”
“For fuck’s sake,” Roy said, walking through the door behind the counter. “Mei, your customer.”
An older, tall Asian woman stepped out. “What’s got your knickers in a twist?” She laughed. “Jamie fucking Tartt, he bitches about you all the fucking time.”
Jamie gaped at her. “That was fucking Roy Kent, wasn’t it?”
Mei nodded. “What can I get you?”
“You can get me that dusty old fart.”
Mei laughed. “Roy, your customer.”
Or the bakeryAU that I just had to write.
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- Part 10 of luvsbitca's RoyJamie Bingo Fills
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14 Dec 2025
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Roy has a portfolio of houses and buys a new one near Richmond Green that is going to take a whole renovation to be ready for him to rent it out. Jamie accidentally becomes his interior designer and when they start using the house for sex...it's just sex...just fucking sex...it also becomes their sex house. Unfortunately for both of these idiots soon this house becomes the centre of their life and love and maybe it being the sex house just isn't enough anymore?
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14 Dec 2025
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What if Roy quit before he could be fired? What if his pain was taken seriously? What if he was deviously manipulated into coaching? What if he had spent his whole career denying himself his sexuality? What if Jamie kept being a fucking problem? What if everything happened just a little bit differently?
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"No thing defines a man like love that makes him soft."
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12 Dec 2025
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Roy and Jamie hook up at the charity gala.
It escalates from there.
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- 3/3
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10 Dec 2025
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Roy makes it all the way to the treatment room, hand on the doorknob about to open it when he stops short.
Because fucking Jamie Tartt is sitting in their treatment room.
Roy has every intention of just turning around and walking away, Until he sees a boot flying across the room, nearly clocking Jamie in the face. Until he sees someone cuffing Jamie upside the head, screaming at him with disappointment and anger.
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03 Dec 2025
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After Keeley throws them out of her house, Roy and Jamie head to a bar where the fish and an offer of a threesome aren’t enough to help Jamie make sense of anything.
Business as fucking normal then.
(Canon divergence 3x12)
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02 Dec 2025
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30 Nov 2025
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(You'll Give Into Your Desire) When the Stranger Comes Along by pepperlandgirl4
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
10 Feb 2024
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The message from TheStranger came through on a quiet night when his inbox wasn’t already full of notifications. Maybe that was why he looked. Or maybe it was because he recognized the reference–Roy Kent named it in a profile piece he did for Esquire and Roy Kent had turned out to be a right fucking prick but he wasn’t wrong about the album, which Jamie had listened to the same day he read the interview. Or maybe it was just because the message was a compliment and a direct question that Jamie could answer, and he yearned for that sort of simplicity these days.
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30 Nov 2025
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When Keeley breaks up with Roy after his spontaneous plans to whisk her away to Marbella for the summer, he makes the trip by himself, intent on forgetting about the break up as best he can through as much booze, tapas, and sunshine as one person can manage during one miserable summer. The last thing he expects is for his car to break down during a road trip up the Spanish coast, where he finds none other than Jamie fucking Tartt - who fell off the face of the Earth after his stint on Lust Conquers All - working in a seaside bar.
Post-season 2 AU where, after getting kicked off of Lust Conquers All, Jamie decides not to return to England or football.
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24 Nov 2025
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SanSan AU: After her marriage to Harry the Heir, Sansa and her new husband travel North to retake Winterfell. Harry is killed in the fighting, leaving Sansa to rule and rebuild. Now a woman of eighteen, she is the capable and kind mistress of her family's home. When a group of septons from the Quiet Isle arrives, so does Sandor Clegane. Far to the South, war rages between the armies of King Tommen Baratheon and Daenerys Targaryen, the Dragon Queen from across the sea. And to the North the White Walkers amass.
On indefinite hold.
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"Just realised the gaffer don't pat me bum, like, ever. Pep did it all the time."
Roy shrugs. "Americans. They think it's fucking sexual harassment or some shit."
Jamie makes a face like what the fuck. "It's nice, though," he says. "Like a little 'good lad' without having to speak, y'know? I like it." He takes a swig of water and bounces on the balls of his feet, awaiting further instructions.
"Then I'll stop fucking doing it," Roy grumps, but they both know he doesn't mean it.
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21 Nov 2025