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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    "You look stupid when you do that." She speaks, finally.

    Minny quietly walks past Derek and grabs her bag, silent footsteps against polished concrete.

    "…What?" Derek blinks. He is not getting bullied by a child, he is not.

    "You look stupid when you think like that." Minny huffs, annoyance seeping into her tone.

    Great, perfect, a child is judging him for his thinking patterns. How swell.

    or,
    my ocs + sfawtde

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    22 May 2026

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    dying here this is so funny

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    r/minecraft

    u/greenapplemayo
    So how do you dox someone from a Minecraft username, just out of curiosity.

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    Avery pushes, Derek pulls.

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    14 May 2026

  3. Rec *

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    When the movie 'Searching For a World That Doesn't Exist' was announced, it took the Internet by storm. A new release by the elusive director Wifies — even with no plot or confirmed casting, the mention of his name alone was enough to create a buzz.

    Well, not like it had anything to do with Avery. As a semi-rookie actor, it wasn't like he would ever get the chance to work with a director as famous as him in his lifetime.

    So.. this email HAS to be a scam right?

    And just why was his celebrity crush watching his audition???

    Or: The actor AU we all needed.

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    02 May 2026

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    DUDE DUDE DUDE THIS IS SO PEAK

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Derek slumps in his chair. After so long, he closes his eyes. A smile reaches his lips. Tears well and pour. His pulse stops in a rhythm. His life is slipping, and the universe floods his eyes. The stars, the earth, all of history, all that will ever be, aliens and starships, occultism and symbols, every language across the known realm; It's too fast to comprehend, but the beauty brings him to breathlessness. The king's screams echo through the chaos.

    Somewhere, out there, right there, right here, Avery cries. Derek knows he's mourning. The hope, the hopelessness, the love, the betrayal, the grief, he willingly feels it all. He looks through the house. Avery's mother is watching the ball drop, His sister and brother bicker over alcohol. Fireworks thunder outside. Derek revels in the celebrations. He won't get another. Avery's sobs are drowned out by the noise below. He extends his oblivion-touched hands, but cannot reach him.

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    12 May 2026

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    Even with his stores of near-infinite knowledge, D3rlord3 was not prepared for the sight that awaited him when he answered his front door:

    On his doorstep stood a scrappy-looking young man in a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and a beaming smile. In his hand was D3rlord3’s hastily-written book.

    The man, still smiling, tilted his head and asked, “Did you write this?”

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    06 May 2026

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    never knew I needed the kiy to be the biggest slimeknight shipper in their universe but here we are