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Karkat's a new vampire in need of a thrall. Dave's found the easiest job in the world. And they were roommates ...
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06 Sep 2025
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Terezi was everything to you. You had a whole life with her planned out, down to the paint job on your awful future suburban home, only to let it all slip through your fingers. And it wasn't even his fault in the end.
Now all you have to show for it is a drastically different kind of life on some smelly goddamn couch. Cue the laugh track.
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15 Jul 2025
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DAVE: yeah well
DAVE: next time you go pointing fingers about xenophobic porn addictions
DAVE: just remember that theres three pointing back at you- Language:
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04 Jul 2025
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an aspiring novelist with a crippling addiction to gay alien porn by sburbanite for NothingSoDivine
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14 Feb 2016
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Title translation for Alternian readers:
IN WHICH THE ALIEN PROTAGONIST ATTEMPTS TO BOND MORE CLOSELY WITH HIS MALE TROLL FRIEND, ABOUT WHOM HE HAS CONFUSED ROMANTIC FEELINGS, VIA THE MEDIUM OF EROTIC LITERATURE WRITING.
RATED 8+ SWEEPS FOR MENTIONS OF EQUIPMENT OF A SEXUAL NATURE, GENITALIA, CONCUPISCENT ACTIVITES, AND FREQUENT FREUDIAN SLIPS.- Language:
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30 Jun 2025
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“Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.”― Frank Lloyd Wright
“They come for women, weed, and weather.” — Kendrick Lamar
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Dave has spent the whole of his 20s raising his younger brother, and now they’ve left Texas for a schooling opportunity in Los Angeles for precocious seven-year-old Dirk.Karkat is the youngest teacher working at prestigious private school Becquerel Academy, where he has very modest dreams of teaching English literature to talented high school students. However, the administration keeps sticking him in third grade.
The two are brought together repeatedly by proximity, coincidence, and one shared thought: Oh no, he's hot.
(A modern love story set against the backdrop of the City of Angels)
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27 Jun 2025