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  1. Public Bookmark 36

    You're Pressing Your Luck by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    11 Feb 2025

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    “You sent me like ten different links at once, Rose, who do you think I am?”

    “Well,” She flipped back a few pages, scribbled something in the margin, and kept reading. “If you’d read any of them, you’d know what’s happening right now. You already knew he liked you before this. Karkat is just getting serious about it now.”
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    Karkat is the first troll to go through his adult moult.

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    01 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

    pin the tail on the catgirl by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    24 Jan 2026

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    "Yeah, okay," Dave said, pulling Karkat abruptly out of his thoughts. He had won the battle against smiling, though his blond eyebrows were slightly raised. "Well, I'm into Alternian guys, around 5'7, medium build. Bonus points if they work in events and always look like somebody just pissed in their cereal." He met Karkat's incredulous stare with cool indifference. Under the table, Karkat could feel his knee bouncing. "You happen to know anybody like that?"

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    29 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 30

    molotov by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    09 Oct 2025

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    TG: so whats the truth karkat
    TG: do you have plans
    TG: or should i be getting ready to entertain my fave acquaintance with benefits

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    13 Jan 2026

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    In Name and In Deed by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    28 Aug 2016

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    “Two brothers face off for the year title in the relay division, against the infamous Scourge sisters all the way from ALTERNIAAAA! Watch these athletes defy the ODDS and the WIND as Ruby and Gold stand up to Turquoise and Aquamarine in a STUNNING show on the beach at mid-afternoon!”
     
    Or so the poster had advertised.
    Yeah right.

     
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     The story of the recovery of one Karkat Vantas, Colonel of Her Majesty's forces, after losing close to a fifth of himself in the war.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    I'd Tap That (oh fuck I didn't mean to tap that) by for Ultimatum

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    29 Nov 2019

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    Karkat finds his old school bully on Grindr. Dave doesn't know how to shut up.

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    23 Dec 2025