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Yunho loves his husband. Pretty, kind, extremely lovable Song Mingi. Loves him so much that he makes sure to show him even when Mingi is fast asleep.
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"You've got chocolate on your face," Mingi said as he tapped at his own cheek. And when Yunho's naturally longer tongue swept out of his mouth to collect the sweet remnants, the human gasped. "Woah-- your tongue is-- that's so cool! Are you like a sun bear shifter or something? They have super long tongues, right?"
The wendigo stared blankly down at the innocently curious human, the blatant lie slipping from his lips before he could even really register what he was saying. "Yes. I'm a sun bear shifter."
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16 year old Jian Nangong had never planned on getting a babysitter's gig, but it worked out: Liam, the kid he looked after, was delightful; Jian was paid ridiciously well; and the work wasn't - contrary to prior suspicion - entirely at odds with his personality.
He had the smallest of problems, however: a hopelessly pathetic crush on Liam's father. His much older, happily married father.
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I Know You Love Me (Wearing Nothing But Your Boots) by negativefouriq
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
13 Jul 2022
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Look, Keith’s normal guy (well, half-normal). He sees a dumptruck in the tightest booty shorts ever to be made and he’s gonna glance a peek. He tried to Look Respectfully, but after the third straight day of seeing Lance's actual asscheek spill out the bottom of shorts that were at least two sizes too small, well. A few indecent thoughts may have occurred.
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Ever since the Osial debacle, Childe has been avoiding a certain incognito former god turned funeral parlor consultant. But not because of any ill feelings that could’ve possibly carried over from said debacle, as one might assume, but because the realization that Zhongli and Rex Lapis are one in the same led to the worst case of 20/20 hindsight whiplash that Childe has ever experienced.
The moment it came upon him caused such a visceral, gut-wrenching reaction, he immediately had to excuse himself from the meeting he’d been having with Ekaterina to retreat into his private room and scream wordlessly into his pillow. Which was then followed up with him incoherently screaming at the memory of his past self– “You idiot! Moron! You absolute clown! What the fuck have you done to yourself?! What the fuck?!”
But he had to scream in that moment– he had to, because all his mind could do was replay a highlight reel of all the times he now so deeply regretted…
“Say Zhongli… when looking at one of his statues, don’t you think Morax is probably really hot? Like, he’s absolutely stacked! And that’s only what we can see from the front!"
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