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- Good Omens (TV) (1)
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when we are bones in the earth (my eternal heart will love you still) by eieio
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
07 Aug 2025
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Anthony didn't understand why he was so drawn to A.Z. Fell and Co. He didn't understand why this place felt more like home than his apartment, or why he couldn't stop thinking of the bookseller. He didn't know why his car kept bringing him here, even though he was certain he didn't know the route, or why the owner never locked their doors. If he believed in any of that nonsense, he would have said that he had loved the bookseller in a past life or something else equally ridiculous.
or: they've loved each other in a thousand lifetimes. they've killed each other in every one.
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He was put in this world to eradicate her kind, to erase the stain demons and their kin have left on the world. He may not want to hurt her, and there may be no reason to right now, but he must. He must do his duty, if not for himself, then for his family.
or, alec realises that downworlders are people too
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I know what you are (say it) bisexual by thankyouforexisting
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare
02 Apr 2016
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Simon tells himself,
It’s not gay, it’s not gay, I’m totally not checking him out, he just had that stain on his right trouser leg….
Raphael is, apparently, a rich as fuck vampire, because the suit shop they go in is fancy as hell. They park in the basement, because, uh, sunlight, and even though dusk has fallen it’s better to be safe than sorry (sorry meaning dead). Raphael keeps smirking, which does nothing to help Simon’s inner mantra that consists of
I’m straight, I’m straight holy fuck is he licking his lip- I’m straight..
“This,” the vampire announces as they walk into the shop, smiling faintly, looking, almost for the first time since Simon’s met him, as if he’s relaxed, “is the greatest place in the world, Simon Lewis.”
He looks at him then, grinning, eyes dark, shining, looking more polished than ever but somehow oddly vulnerable, and Simon’s breath hitches, his insides turning to goo.
His mantra becomes
Let me not jump him, or, at least, not in public..
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19 Dec 2025
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Arthur makes Merlin a lord, and Merlin does an astonishingly good job of running a village.
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05 Aug 2025
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Arthur could see his father glaring down - face red and eyes narrowed as he looked at Merlin with clear distaste.
"Once this over, sorcerer...I’ll burn you."
"You’ve already tried that," Merlin’s voice answered and Arthur had to bite his fist to keep from making any noise. “You need to accept you can’t kill me… Hand me that blanket, please.”
“I’m sure there must be some method… Beheading?”
“No, we tried that.”
“Hanging?”
“I just sort of... Swung there, remember?”
There was another pause.
“I should have made you keep that dragon below the castle so I could feed you to it.”
“Kilgharrah? He won’t eat me, but if you want to torture me than making me listen to his nonsense for an hour might do it.” Merlin said and there was a soft sigh from the other end of the room. “I’m glad you agreed to help me though. Usually I have to do the grunt work of saving Arthur myself.”
“I can’t wait to kill you.”
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Uther finds out about Merlin’s magic, but can’t seem to kill him. Merlin is just trying to protect Arthur. They become a begrudgingly effective duo. Arthur doesn't understand why they think he isn't noticing this.
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The Time Merlin and Lancelot Almost Destroyed Camelot (as told by the Knights of the Rountable) by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
25 Nov 2019
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"It's true then?" Elyan frowned as he peered out the door into the hallway Lancelot had just exited through. Gwen bit her lip before nodding. "Damn. What would Lancelot and Merlin even argue about?"
"Please," Gwaine rolled his eyes before flicking his hair out of his face "This has got to be some new battle strategy. Maybe Morgana is trying to throw us off with this so we won't notice when she tries to invade again." He shrugged. The others seemed to consider this.
"That somehow makes more sense." Percival muttered. Gwen wrinkled her nose before putting down the basket with a sigh.
"I'm telling you," She said "George heard them both yelling. It sounded very intense."
"Maybe they were having sex. Sometimes people yell during sex." Gwaine suggested. Everyone turned to him.
"Is that more likely than having an argument?" Leon asked dryly. Gwaine pointed his glove at him.
"Between Lancelot and Merlin? Yes. Absolutely, you ignorant fool."
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Lancelot and Merlin get into an argument. All of Camelot loses its goddamn mind trying to figure out what's going on.
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from hearth and ashes, we’re reborn by remuscariad for regulusrules
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
20 Aug 2023
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The disbelief knocked the air out of Arthur’s lungs, harsher than a fight or a battle wound ever did, like a bang straight to the chest. It was all he felt at first, and he wanted to double over with it, to scream that this couldn’t be either fair or true. Merlin couldn’t be a sorcerer—he just couldn’t. But it soon dissolved, and Arthur’s feet were steadied by abrupt smoldering rage, blinding the familiarity of the boy in front of him.
“Are you going to kill me, Arthur?” Merlin asked, a bittersweet smile on his lips, with the tip of Arthur’s sword flashing at his throat.