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Steve Harrington: who’s not dead soundoff
Birdy: did you really change my name to birdy
Dust Bin: guess Robins not dead
Magicbitch: *Ilivedbitch.jpg*
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- Part 2 of Mama Steeb just texted
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Percy Jackson and the Battle of Monmouth by eliahark, in_memoriam_bonnie
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Hamilton - Miranda
29 Jan 2026
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Percy just needs one more recommendation letter before he can retire from quests (hopefully forever) and go to college with his girlfriend. He is both relieved and nervous when Hermes shows up with a job for him. Unfortunately, this means getting in the middle of a friendly feud between Hermes and Apollo, way too much memorization for three kids with ADHD and dyslexia, and facing a challenge unlike any monster: a Broadway audience
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For Percy's final quest, he, Annabeth, and Grover go on as John Laurens/Phillip, Eliza, and Aaron Burr respectively in Hamilton on Broadway
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The first time Weslyn sees her, she’s working the corner, wearing short denim shorts and a black crop top with a ratty backpack placed against the wall behind her. She can’t be more than 18, he’s not even sure she’s that old. He goes to mention it to Tobis, but by then, the car has pulled ahead. Plus they were in the middle of something.
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The Strange Case of the Two New Professors by eliahark
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
25 May 2022
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There are rarely new professors at Solstryce and ever since the debacle last year, a new faculty member usually now means that whoever they are replacing committed horrific war crimes.
Essek and Caleb are new teachers at Solstryce this year.
The students have no clue what to do about them
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Caleb had one desire 'no more children on the pyre'. But he's learning that that wish is even more complicated than removing the people who created the pyre, it's about teaching the children they don't deserve to be put on the pyre in the first place.
based on "we are not alone in the dark with our demons" by CanaryCry. Please read that first because otherwise, this won't make sense.
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I'm the only one writing any content for this fandom by eliahark
Fandom SHAKESPEARE William - Works, The Iliad - Homer, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Troilus and Cressida - Shakespeare, Troilus and Criseyde - Geoffrey Chaucer
30 Apr 2020
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No one appreciates Troilus and Cressida enough okay? It's got some good content. But I'm the only one appreciating it.
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Some can't stand homophobia.
Some can't stand the Voyageurs.
And some can't stand the dynasty that the Voyageurs inadvertently created when they ran Shane Hollander out of town for being gay.
So when news of why Shane Hollander signed in Ottawa alongside his husband comes out, 31 teams take it upon themselves to get back at the Voyageurs for all that they’ve done.
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- Part 2 of Be Gay, Get Even
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24 Feb 2026
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i've been pushing for this for so long by LiarsandThieves22
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Feb 2026
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ESPN: Shane Hollander To the Ottawa Centaurs after Tumultuous End to Montreal Metros Career
@CentaursGirlie1995: obviously i feel very badly for shane but my beautiful failson of a team getting the two best players because of homophobia is perhaps the only good thing homophobia has ever done
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Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told by everyone else in the world.
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20 Feb 2026
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your fave is problematic - yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/post/6453061/ilya-rozanov
Admin note: POST IS WIP
1. Admitted to using the f-slur during his rookie year in the NHL and doubled down with ableist remarks on Twitter.
2. He’s a stalinist and supports the unlawful slaughter of children.
[cont…]rozanovdefender replied to yourfaveisproblematic
“the unlawful slaughter of children” YOU MEAN THE ROMANOVS??habsbluntrotation reblogged ⇄ yourfaveisproblematic
girl not to be a bolshevik on main but the romanovs sorta deserved that oneor,
Ilya Rozanov lands himself on yourfaveisproblematic for—well, quite a few reasons.Series
- Part 1 of #ilyarozanoviscancelled
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19 Feb 2026
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at the end of suffering, there’s a home by aioio
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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Sets during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Yuna Hollander is tired, cautious, and quietly prejudiced. Ilya Rozanov is sick, far from home, and far more fragile than she’s prepared for.
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Everyone's Favorite Beat Reporter by notlayingroses
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Jan 2026
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Casey Williams-Singer @casey_williams - October 11, 2021
Important hockey update. Shane Hollander has changed his goal song. “My husband told me it was boring,” the star center says with a smile. His goal song is now Crazy Little Thing Called Love.--
Shane & Ilya's first year on the Cens together, as told through their resident Beat Reporter.
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- Part 3 of The Cens Beat Reporter
Bookmarked by eliahark
18 Feb 2026