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Kissing the Scorpion by El Staplador (elstaplador) for wyvernwood
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
23 Aug 2023
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Bond knows better than to do this. But that's never been a reason not to.
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They knew without having to be told what it meant to grow up in Verona, but it did not trouble either of them particularly. Why should it? Neither of them came of either of the two great houses, and within the walls of the houses where they lived the noise of any disturbance in the streets was so muted as to be inaudible.
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Liz is fed up with being taken for granted. But she isn't the only person who's stuck.
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She never let herself think that the Almighty had granted her another daughter. That would have been a presumption too far. But it was no presumption to say that she loved her charge as if she had been her own daughter – and if she sometimes thought that she loved her ladybird Juliet better than the girl’s own parents did – well, that was a thought to be kept to herself, and that way it harmed nobody.
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dear employment by El Staplador (elstaplador) for Alley_Skywalker
Fandoms: Romeo and Juliet - Shakespeare
09 Jul 2022
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A brawl, a pledge, and a kiss.
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Opera Over The Rainbow by El Staplador (elstaplador)
Fandom 18th Century CE RPF, Gilbert & Sullivan & Related Fandoms, La Traviata - Verdi/Piave, The Opera Companion - George Martin, The Opera Companion - George W. Martin, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), Zenda Novels - Anthony Hope
26 Jul 2017
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What does opera look like in a world without homophobia? An occasional series of standalone opera summaries exploring the possibilities.
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Some shall be pardoned, and some punished by El Staplador (elstaplador)
Fandom Romeo and Juliet - Shakespeare
15 Jul 2022
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Bright Gifts by El Staplador (elstaplador)
Fandom Le Comte de Monte-Cristo | Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
15 Jan 2017
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Hi Team,
Can I please remind all GlobeSearch employees that printer use must be signed off by our IT Manager Henry Shepherd.
This is due to the sentience of the printers in the London office building, who must be warned about all potential printing jobs in advance.
Many thanks,
Alice
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16 Jan 2025
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Don't Panic! Enjoy the Sapient Bathtubs of Quirt! by blueyeti
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
30 May 2024
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about Ford Prefect's favourite Bathtub...
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16 Jan 2025
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“Telling the Jets off doesn’t do shit, Krupke,” Shrank said. “You and I both know that.”
“Right,” Krupke muttered.
Schrank met his eye. “Right.”
There was a pause.
“Do your job, Officer.” Schrank turned back to his paper and replaced the toothpick in his mouth. “It’s not rocket science.”Four Jet crimes, and four times Krupke saw them.
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09 Jan 2025
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but peace still came, I'll give him the same by nonexistentwench
Fandoms: Romeo and Juliet - Shakespeare, Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types
19 Feb 2021
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With a slight shift in the timeline of the arrivals to the tomb, Juliet wakes to find her husband dead and her betrothed very much alive.
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08 Jan 2025
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Pieces by constantlearner
Fandom Lord Peter Wimsey - Dorothy L. Sayers, Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome, The Marlows - Antonia Forest
15 Sep 2014
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01 Aug 2023