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Wait A Minute, Mr. Postman by epicqtefail, sevdrag (seventhe)
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
28 Jan 2025
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Hank Anderson wants nothing more than he has right now: working a quiet night shift, watching shows with his kid on weekends, walking his dog, and generally not having to give a fuck. The dull peacefulness of his life is interrupted when an android sent by the USPS makes it his mission that Hank receives his mail daily - which Hank has been dodging for years, because physical post should be obsolete and, also, see the bit about not giving a fuck. Unfortunately, this RK800 - called Connor - only cares about the requirements of his mission, which tell him to ensure legal and timely delivery of the mail, no matter what's in his way.
Hank thinks Connor needs to obey the instructions of the humans around him. Connor knows he needs to accomplish his objectives. Somehow between the two of them, they fuck up a whole lot of shit before they slowly develop a truly meaningful understanding.
Expect unexpected deliveries, sprinklers in your face, begrudging trips to both kinds of hospitals, a lot of embarrassingly confusing questions, Rube Goldberg traps, extensive apologies, a lot of exploration of what it means to be human, and a bunch of ridiculous bullshit. Created by epicqtefail and sevdrag for the 2024 DBH RBB.
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24 Feb 2026
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“I’d like you to go to the United States and meet with the president. You’re the modern rebel prince.”
“Fine,” Connor says. “I’ll do it.”
“Take some charm to the White House.” Niles’ smile doesn’t reach his eyes. “Show President Anderson that we aren’t as bad as he thinks us to be.”
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24 Feb 2026
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Former pro-wrestler Hank is assigned to be the manager for Connor, the world’s first android wrestler.
Hank swore he would never work with an android, but Connor is starting to grow on him, and Hank realizes that sometimes the toughest fighters need someone else in their corner.
FEATURING Artwork as part of the 2023 Detroit Big Bang!
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24 Feb 2026
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The Operator is Standing By by anonymousEDward for LukasV
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
31 Oct 2024
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The cast of Crime Doesn't Play are hoping to make the jump from "true crime podcast" to "web series" - and are hoping to use the vanishing of Blair "Ripple" Ripley to do it. Their plans are thrown into disarray when their recent addition, Connor, reveals some troubling evidence in an older case that might just tie into the current disappearance. Together, Connor, Markus, North, and Daniel venture into Rosswood forest to solve the mystery of Blair Ripley - and maybe find out just what happened to Connor's long lost twin.
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24 Feb 2026
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There’s a new farmer in the little town of Jericho and Hank, for one, does not care for it. He’s seen a lot of them come and go; they never last long. And this one is… odd.
Connor is tenacious and prim-looking and doesn’t know any fucking boundaries. He doesn’t quite get town customs either. He gives shitty gifts and doesn’t take no for an answer. And no matter how hard Hank tries, he can’t avoid running into him.
Connor isn’t handsome at all. And he is none of Hank’s business.
Connor doesn’t want. He was made to be a farmer and that is what he will do: tend to crops, raise animals and slay monsters. He will likely give his life for the mission and that’s fine. He’s not asking for more than this. Until he does.(A Stardew Valley AU - written for the DBH big bang 2023)
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24 Feb 2026