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don't ask where im going (cuz where i am going is right where i am) by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic
Fandoms: Turning | 쿠유 - Kuyu (Webnovel), Turning - 쿠유 | Kuyu (Webcomic), 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Manga), 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Anime)
04 May 2025
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“Put me down.”
“No.” - She adjusted him in her hold, cradling his body more securely, - “You have potential. You’re going to be my apprentice.”
Yuder found himself burrowing into her shoulders, like he usually does with grandpa.
“I’m Frieren.”
Yuder sniffles.
“...okay, Fe-ren.”
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Yuder's grandpa died protecting him from a monster attack, and the one that saved him was an elven mage whose white hair was pulled up into long pigtails.
A few years later, the news of a traveling mage who fights with a scythe spreads across the Continent.
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AU where Yuder is Frieren's first apprentice.
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- Part 1 of the second law of motion
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don't you dare forget- for we are the legends that you'll regret by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic
Fandoms: 일타강사 백사부 | Best Teacher Baek (Webcomic), Star Instructor Master Baek (Webnovel), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
04 May 2025
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There was once a cold winter where constant fever chills and a horrible headache tortured Su throughout the night. The doctors gave him some medicine to sleep, and he drank it, face scrunching at the bitter taste.
Eventually, he slept. Su dreamed that night.
He dreamed of a life so different from his own. He dreamed of a rope around his waist, of lice in his scalp, of maggots in his feet. He dreamed of two sisters with butterflies in their hair, of a kind smile, a worried glare and a name picking. He dreamed of his sisters, his family, his Masters and the demons.
And by dawn, Su remembered.
Remembered the feel of her katana, the burning of her breath, the forms and movements of an ancient fighting style that spans centuries back. Remembered the hardships and devastation of a midnight war. Remembered every soldier, every slayer, every name that was etched by her hands onto headstones the years after the final battle.
Namgung Su’s fever broke the next morning— on the first day of spring.
He recalled everything.
He remembered his life that once was, when he was a girl named Tsuyuri Kanao.
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or: Su remembered his past life as Kanao, and the things that followed
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- Part 2 of my star instructor-verse
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arise, ting ting, like glitter and gold by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic
Fandoms: 일타강사 백사부 | Best Teacher Baek (Webcomic), Star Instructor Master Baek (Webnovel)
04 May 2025
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When he was six, Su learned that his soulmate’s eyes were blue.
(“Beautiful.” - They say, with astonishment and reverence befitting of worship to the Gods.
The Patriarch brightens with delight, and the former Patriarch perks up with curiosity. Namgung Hak and Namgung Hyuk, his elder half-brothers, watch with thinly-veiled jealousy, for their own soulmates have hickory and sepia eyes respectively.
“Unfortunate.” - They muttered, glancing at Su’s desaturated amethyst eyes, ones clouded over like overcast skies, with dark, flickering specks similar to thunderstorms.
Hyuk whispers for all to hear, - “If I had a soulmate with such dead eyes, I’d commit suicide to spare myself the shame.”
Su doesn’t speak up. He agrees.)
Twenty years later, he makes eye contact with Baek Suryong- and Su was finally able to know how the sky looked, and what color water was like.
Baek Suryong was Su's soulmate.
Sadly, Su wasn't his.
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Or: Baek Suryong and Namgung Su are soulmates, everyone knows. It's just that, unfortunately, Su's eyes aren't the correct color.
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AU where you can't see the color of your soulmates eyes until you meet them, and the misunderstandings that ensued
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- Part 1 of my star instructor-verse
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Graveyard Shift by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, School Bus Graveyard (Webcomic)
07 Apr 2025
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It was dead quiet. The only sounds heard was soft humming coming from Regulus’ direction.
“...Welcome to the panic room…” - Regulus sang quietly, - “Where all your darkest fears are gonna come for you…”
They all sat back and stared ahead.
“...Welcome to the panic room…” - Regulus continued, haunting, - “You'll know I wasn't joking when you see them too… See them too..”—
According to the entire Hogwarts population— Regulus Black, Pandora and Evan Rosier, Barty Crouch Jr. and Dorcas Meadowes were just five ordinary Slytherins who were oddly tight-knit, incredibly good at magic, and spoke only in riddles.
Ordinary. Innocent. Naive.
Oh, how they wished that was true.---
Or: The Slytherin Skittles School Bus Graveyard AU no one asked for.
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good to know im still the gods' favorite joke by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
07 Apr 2025
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Kudou Shinichi was born on May 4th, 18:34 PM, in the delivery ward of Beika Hospital, to Kudou Yukiko and Kudou Yuusaku.
Ten minutes after his birth, somebody screamed.
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Aizawa Shouta was born on November 8th, 01:53 AM, in the Emergency Room of Musutafu Hospital, to Aizawa Reina and Aizawa Kazuki.
Not even two minutes later, someone screamed.
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kudou shinichi wakes up as a baby aizawa. the world quakes.
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You Can Stand And Survive, Or Sit There And Fucking Die by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
07 Apr 2025
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There was one rule every single student who's ever graduated from the Ninth Circle of Hell that was UA's A Class follows religiously.
Specifically, the one rule their homeroom teacher drilled into their very skulls from the second they stepped foot onto school grounds until they left their careers for good.
“You can stand and survive, or sit there and fucking die.”
That was the one rule Eraserhead— Professional Wrangler of Overpowered Teenagers by day and The Japanese Underground's Resident Red-eyed Terror by night— expects his students (past, present and future) to follow to the letter.
“You can stand and survive, or sit there and fucking die.”
These eleven words were the only thing making sure every one of his graduates live past the average hero lifespan of twenty-seven years and make it to retirement.
“You can stand and survive, or sit there and fucking die.”
These eleven words were the stuff of horrors his mind made up in the months following one of his best friends’ perishment.
“You can stand and survive, or sit there and fucking die.”
He was such a hypocrite.
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aizawa dies, and gets reincarnated as tomioka giyuu.
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- Part 3 of the fatherhood chronicles of a homeless yellow catepillar
- Part 1 of Into the Giyuuverse
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I'll Call Sensei by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 Apr 2025
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“I'll call Sensei.”
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“Say that again.” - There was no mistaking that venomous growl, as Deku's pinprick eyes froze Mirai in place, - “Question my potential or abilities— ones that my sensei had seen in me, ones that bullies like you have no place to judge— again, and I'll call Sensei.”
Sir Nighteye slowly nodded.
(He remembered his kouhai, Starstorm: a well-known Dusk that he had the absolute pleasure to work with on a case four years ago.
He also remembered the woman from something else— a viral interview an ex-mentor of hers gave during Starstorm's first-year internship; where the low-ranking Daylight, Faerie, publicly humiliated the girl for being overweight.
Starstorm threatened the asshole with the same three words at the end of that interview, and Faerie had obnoxiously laughed it off.
Two days later, Faerie's ranking hit rock bottom and that woman groveled and begged on live television for Starstorm's forgiveness— a deeply traumatized look on her face.
Mirai recalled clearly who Starstorm's teacher was.
It wasn't All Might.)
“Now! Let me ask again— can I conduct my work studies at the Nighteye Agency, Sir?”
Mirai stamped the boy's papers.
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The Office Life by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Kiếp Văn Phòng (Webcomic)
29 Mar 2025
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The Armed Port Mafia Agency & Co. stationed in Yokohama seems like any other company from the outside. However, while the delusion of normalcy is rather enjoyed by their competitors, the APMA is the furthest thing from your run-of-the-mill corporation.
From employees with a personal net worth of billions of dollars who became corporate slaves for fun; to nepo babies that were hired purely because of their prodigious ability to go to war with customers; to corporate spies who are so competent that they… help their competitors prosper— come and experience the 7794 situations that arises in the Office Life.*
*No refunds, insurance policies, and/or deposit returns allowed. Stress and migraines guaranteed.
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Or: I pluck a bunch of detectives, mafia execs and their leaders from their comfy lifestyles in canon; then throw them all into a blender with a sprinkle of capitalism to create this masterpiece. Yes, it's pure crack.
Or: The BSD corporate slave AU that REALLY needs to get outta my mind.
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The Anti-Main Character Club by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong, Câu Lạc Bộ Anti Nhân Vật Chính | The Anti-Main Character's Club (Webcomic)
24 Jan 2025
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[Welcome to the Star Stream's ‘If you're criticizing us that much, why don't you do it yourself?’ System!]
[The System wishes to inform its esteemed guests that they are in the world of the novel Three Ways To Love The Male Lead!]
[The System identifies itself as an extremely specialized system made for aggressive anti-fans who attack the Author and their works!]
[It says that Anti-fans Kim Dokja, Han Sooyoung, Yoo Sangah and Jung Heewon aren't allowed to leave until they finish their quest!]
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Because they shit talked a trashy novel, KDJ, HYS, JHW and YSG were dragged into that very story. Their mission is to bring the ML & FL together. In order to return to their original world, the four anti-fans had to lower their IQ to match the MC's IQ, but no matter how much they lowered it, it wasn't enough…
By chance, while completing their mission, they also encountered other unlucky people who were transported into books by criticizing the original novel. So the Anti-Main Character club was born, offline regularly, participation fee is for each person to curse the author 13 times. As the story progresses, the club gains more and more members...
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Underbelly Shadow by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
09 Sep 2024
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There was once a time, as a child, Nico di Angelo would shadow travel constantly. He wasn’t conscious of this ability— all he knew was that sometimes, he would walk under a tree and suddenly be in London during the 1700s.
And unfortunately for the world— the first person he met was Jonathan Wilde.---
Or: Nico accidentally shadow travels to the past a few times during his childhood. Unluckily for everyone involved, the son of Hades was taken in by possibly the biggest justice, crime and law figureheads in European history.
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- Part 3 of Shadow Travel Shenanigans
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Spirits by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
07 Sep 2024
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Memories stripped from him by a bath in the Lethe— Nico only remembered his name. Panicking when someone reached out to grab him, he instinctively shadow traveled away.
Only to stumble into a cave, feeling horrible and disoriented. He didn’t notice the lavishly dressed girl next to him— not until the rock he got in the face, that was.---
Or: Nico lost his memories and panicked, instinctively shadow traveling away when Hades tried to grab him. Toph was running away from her parents, fed up with their pampering at the grand age of six years old.
They found each other.Series
- Part 2 of Shadow Travel Shenanigans
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Hell's Angel by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, 접근 불가 레이디 | Untouchable Lady (Webcomic), 폭군을 길들이고 도망쳐버렸다 | The Taming of the Tyrant (Webcomic), Other Fandoms To Be Added
07 Sep 2024
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Hades might rule the Underworld, the land above Tartarus and Chaos, but there are places within his jurisdiction that he and the other gods strongly prefer not to associate with— or more accurately, not to piss off.
Little Nico’s beautiful free minded thinking opened something that not even the Gods dared to touch— the passage between the worlds within Chaos herself.
In hindsight, no one should’ve let Nico gain access to literal, out of this world knowledge— he was a child, an impressionable young child of Hades that has more of a penchant for mayhem than his father was comfortable with admitting.---
Or: Nico can shadow travel to different worlds. He is seven and very impressionable— and it just so happens that everyone else he met during these transmigration adventures is either badass, chaotic, or both.
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- Part 1 of Shadow Travel Shenanigans
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The Show's Not Over Until The Mockingjay Sings by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
05 Sep 2024
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Her name came to his lips, simple and familiar.
“Katniss.”
She kept silent.
“Katniss. Your name is Katniss. Katniss Everdeen.”
Her smile was softer this time, but no less untamed. “That's right. What's your name, kid?”
Then it all came rushing back to him, his old memories. Their memories. Of the Hunger Games. Of the Seam. Of a family divided. Of a Rebellion caused by a single girl. Of friends and allies and woods and mockingjays. Of this and this and this.
He used to be her, Katniss Everdeen. Mockingjay. Girl on Fire. Sister. The physical adaptation of the purest figment of their memories.
Nonetheless, he grinned, sharp and feral as he answered, feeling free for the first time in his life, - “Patroclus. My name is Patroclus.”
“No last name?” - She raised her eyebrow.
Patroclus rolled his eyes in turn, grabbing her hand and leading her back to the palace, - “Patroclus Everdeen.”
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Katniss Everdeen is reincarnated as Patroclus of Opus.
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she flies with her own wings by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
05 Sep 2024
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“What's your name?” - Yushiro asked, stripping off the layers of armor and padding.
It's not exactly the first time Yushiro had met, what he suspected, reincarnations of various slayers when they came to him for treatment, in the early years after that war ended. They had nothing clear, just flashes of blood and the glint of a sword. They also tend to stare at birds, thinking if they look hard enough, they'll talk.
Most of the cases outside of his clinic that Yushiro knew were second-hand hearings from Kiriya, and it's always, always some lower ranked soldier with a vague sense of understanding of the past.
Not a Hashira.
Never a Hashira.
Nor someone with full, concrete memories.
Looks like Kochou was the first. Like how she was the first of firsts, as the only demon slayer in history to have not decapitated a single demon.
As the only Pillar whose poison, no one could ever hope to fully replicate.
Trust him, Yushiro tried.
This little Kochou just eyed him mischievously, grinning that wolfish grin that she— now he— only ever wore around a select few.
“It's Rei. Furuya Rei.”
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Kochou Shinobu is reincarnated as Furuya Rei.
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Feel the Magic in The Air (Allez, allez, allez) by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
09 Jun 2024
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There are three things most know before they ever meet the youngest of Blacks.
One: Regulus Arcturus Black is blind.
Two: Regulus Arcturus Black is capable.
Three: everyone is, to some measure, afraid of Regulus Arcturus Black.
Or: Toph Beifong’s soul is now inhabiting a body called Regulus Arcturus Black. The British Wizarding World weeps.
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S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Iron Therapist by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Other fandoms - Fandom
01 Apr 2024
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“So my boyfriend's got this body pillow with a naked anime girl on it. She looks like she's fourteen, and it's creepy. He says it's just a pillow and that I'm making a big deal out of it. Is it bad I don't want it in my bed? We live together.”
“No. You're not the bad guy for not wanting to be caught dead in bed with a pedophile's sex toy, Paula. It's your space, one where you sleep.”
“So… what do I do?”
“What'dja think?”Or: Nick Fury hired a young, freshly-graduated-from-MIT Tony Stark to be S.H.I.E.L.D.'s consultant.
Fury's questionable communication skills meant that every single agent the organization employed believed he was their resident therapist.
Free emotional healthcare? In AMERICA????
Sign them the fuck up.
Tony, for his part, was just glad his new co-workers are coming to him for advice.
Take that, Rhodey, he could hold a conversation without scaring people away!
(Also, Tony starts an advice forum online. It went as well as trying to contain a rabid goose.) -
The Fast and the Furious by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Addams Family - All Media Types, Wednesday (TV 2022), Fast & Furious (Movies)
24 Dec 2023
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Tim is loved. His parents love him, his cousins love him, his siblings love him, his entire family love him.
He just wishes sometimes, the family's stupid luck wouldn't just manifest outta nowhere with little rhyme or reason. It always ended with him having his fingers in every possible pie in the North American continent.
Fuck Dom and his plot-armor buff, damn Jakob with his death-row curses, hell to Wednesday's extra-credit assignment cult, drown Pugsley's roasted pig ass and crap on Mia's crazy mimicrcy skills--- he's currently nine and in dire need of Gotham-grade Bat repelent.
(Also he has three metas tailing him like lost puppies--- no everyone he's not creating a mafia version of the OG J.L.A.; they'rr his friends)
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In which Tim's family consists of two nuclear-grade disasters for bloodlines and his siblings are walking menances.
He'll show them just why he's considered the most savage out of all the Addams-Torettos.
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A Conversation In the Grocery Store by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
24 Dec 2023
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Wait, why is Kai and Jesse holding hands?
“..Hello.” - Tim, who has both Kai and his girlfriend, Melanie, in his class, greeted, albeit awkwardly.
The two of them, as far as he knows, are currently engaged and planning their wedding, if the invite in his mail was any indication.
He really hopes that he hadn't caught one of his students cheating, because that would just be plain cliché and a terrible heartbreak for all parties involved.
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In which Tim runs into a group of his former students in the grocery store.
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- Part 3 of 'Teaching is like taking a walk in the park... if that park is Jurassic Park and everyone has glow-in-the-dark diarrhea thats also on fire due to one shitting too much." - Tim Drake, Teacher, and the tamer of an entire school of chaotic teenagers.
- Part 6 of Good Gotham AU aka Tim Drake Is Loved and I am going to make that a tag
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Chicken Soup For The Soul by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Miraculous Ladybug
24 Dec 2023
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Tim takes a sick day off. (Don't believe that. Janet forced him too.)
Lots of people are happy about this:
Marinette. His dragon clan. Alfred. His fellow staff. His students.
Wait, no. That's wrong.
His students are relieved that their workaholic teacher finally decides to take a day off, but they also know that nothing short of being on deaths door would make this stupid man do so.
So in pure Gothamite fashion, they promptly, freak the fuck out.
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Or alternatively, the teacher sick-day fic that involves family fluff, rightfully worried students, chicken soup and the other teachers scrambling to contain these hellions before school let out.
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- Part 2 of 'Teaching is like taking a walk in the park... if that park is Jurassic Park and everyone has glow-in-the-dark diarrhea thats also on fire due to one shitting too much." - Tim Drake, Teacher, and the tamer of an entire school of chaotic teenagers.
- Part 5 of Good Gotham AU aka Tim Drake Is Loved and I am going to make that a tag
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I Don't Want To Go To School, I Just Want To Break The Rules by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
01 Dec 2023
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Tim Drake is a teacher this go round. A damn good one at that.
Everyone loves him, everyone adores him.
The story starts when the Gotham Board of Incompetence--- I'm sorry, *Education*, wants to fire Gotham High's favorite teacher, Mr. Drake.
The students *were not* happy.
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- Part 4 of Good Gotham AU aka Tim Drake Is Loved and I am going to make that a tag
- Part 1 of 'Teaching is like taking a walk in the park... if that park is Jurassic Park and everyone has glow-in-the-dark diarrhea thats also on fire due to one shitting too much." - Tim Drake, Teacher, and the tamer of an entire school of chaotic teenagers.