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Rowan is a 30-something fashionista assassin, Luce is a 20-something disaster of a mage, Conan is recently a graduated cyber prodigy who LARPs for fun - Come along as they do jobs for their shady Organization and grow closer together as friends...AND LOVERS? (lol Luce wishes)
Also there's a poltergeist (probably ETA: MAYBE NOT?!) and an impending apocalypse. No biggie.
*Not on hiatus, just very slow to update! They are not forgotten!!*
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Deeper into the Woods by not_poignant
Fandoms: Fae Tales - not_poignant, Original Work, Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms
19 Apr 2015
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Once, in the realm of the fae, a Seelie War General - Gwyn ap Nudd - committed a terrible crime, and went to the most unlikely of places for assistance; the home of an Unseelie waterhorse he’d never met before, for a most unconventional form of healing.
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- Part 1 of The Fae Tales Verse
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- English
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- 6/6
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12 May 2026
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the spirit of the season by thistleraven for MagiRabe
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Dec 2024
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From Spideypool Discord prompt from
MagiRabeIn Peters opinion, the only good thing about Christmas is that Deadpool starts wearing slutty Christmas themed outfits — the only bad thing about THAT is that it makes patrol very very awkward
"Oh no," Wade interrupts gleefully. "That sounded like a challenge to me. I'll prove it, Webs, so you too can enjoy the spirit and joy of SantaCon."
"I'm Jewish," Peter says flatly.
"That will not stop me," Wade tells him, which, yeah, okay, that figures. Wade's got that look on him. There’s no point in arguing. Peter sighs.
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- Part 4 of scenes from the spideypool discord
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OnlyFins by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 May 2024
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It’s an accident.
Okay—that’s a lie. One doesn’t go about selling pictures of their junk on the internet accidentally. But it wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a stupid little bet, and actually, it’s all Mary Jane’s fault.
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03 May 2026
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take a bite by thistleraven
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
10 Aug 2025
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Based on noxi_lumi's Hunting!Spider AU
To save his universe from a synthetic drug made from his venom, Peter exiles himself to a new universe to give everyone he loves a fresh start. After a month of trying to get used to a new New York that's ever so slightly different, he ends up finding his footing: bartending at Sister Margaret's on the dayshift, and picking up the reins of Spider-Man at night.
Wade gets back from a job to find that there's a new annoying baby hero in town that's messing up his shit (boo!) and that the new bartender at Sister Margaret's is the hottest, funniest, most adorable hunk Wade ever did propose marriage to immediately.
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this side of paradise by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 May 2025
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a sex pollen fuck buddy fic.
For the record: the whole thing is Peter’s fault.
They’re sitting on a rooftop, nearing the end of patrol, when Peter decides to jab Fate right in the eye and flip her the bird for good measure.
"—and I was sure it was about to be a sex pollen disaster, but thankfully," Wade says, knocking on his temple for good luck, "just some classic, springtime eau d'jizz from those pear tree things."
“There is no such thing as sex pollen,” Peter snorts derisively.
Wade points accusingly at him.
“Now you’ve done it! You’ve Invoked the Trope! We’re doomed by the narrative now!”
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29 Apr 2026