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  1. Public Bookmark 83

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    This recounting is not a legal drama. It is a love story. An epic romance, if one must specify, between two star crossed lovers spanning the entire galaxy.

    It is a heartwarming romance between an old, putrid man who has an unfortunate resemblance to a sock in a trash compactor, and the only thing he loves in the universe more than himself.

    Power.

    “Peace is hard won, and is often taken for granted. But it is in truly desperate times that we see it tested, and we discover the mettle of its defendants”.

    In which Obi-Wan Kenobi is a Jedi Knight, but also a lawyer, and the galaxy will never be the same again.

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    21 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Beautiful

  2. Public Bookmark 51

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    Luke looks up from his computer at the knock on his office door, and blinks in surprise when he sees Mando there, looking… unsure.
    “Can I talk to you?”
    “Of course.” Luke says, leaning back in his chair. Mando looks extremely pained as he opens his mouth.
    “Luke.” He says, looking as if it took every inch of his self discipline to drag out the single syllable of Luke’s name, “- I need your help.”
    “Try saying it like you aren’t getting a lobotomy.”
    “Grogu wants to celebrate Christmas this year.” Mando says, evenly. “But I don’t know the first thing about Christmas.”
    Whatever Luke was expecting it wasn’t that.
    “Uh. What?”
    “I didn’t celebrate Christmas as a kid." Mando looks increasingly frantic, “-you said you had perfect Christmases, what am I supposed to do?”

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    Din Djarin has never celebrated Christmas before in his life, and yet has an extremely precocious kid who wants to.
    Faced with the humiliation of exposing his failures as a parent to his family and friends, he instead turns to the one person whose opinion of him probably can’t get any lower…. and vice versa.
    He's hoping for a Christmas miracle, but he might get more than he bargained for.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    Christmas angst

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    This is the one where Obi-Wan is picked up by the Ohnaka Gang at Bandomeer and thinks, 'pirate or farmer, pirate or farmer, pirate or farmer... PIRATE!'

    And Obi-Wan still saves the galaxy. But naturally, Pirate King Hondo Ohnaka takes the credit.

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    07 Dec 2025

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    Fulfilling

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    When Hondo Ohnaka calls in the life debt he has of Mand’alor Jaster Mereel, he doesn’t actually tell his ward Ben that he’s dropping him off at warrior summer camp on Mandalore, and he’ll see him in a year. He just… you know… drops him off with his (surprise!) packed bag and runs away to take off while Ben is boggling at his guardian’s latest example of shenanigans and bad communication, even if his heart is in the right place.

    And it’s true that Hondo Ohnaka’s plans are always perfect and profitable. It’s also true that he inadvertently saves the galaxy because of this. (You’re Welcome!)

    But that’s Hondo’s side of the story.

    This is Ben’s.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    Sooooo good

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    In a fix-it fic rigorously adhering to the dictates of a challenge, and in the year 26 BBY we find Obi-Wan Kenobi realizing that just because Anakin is being a typical fifteen year old and avoiding seated meditation, doesn’t mean he should continue to allow it. Even if it did make life easier to just let him meditate and tinker.

    Off screen, Count Dooku has inadvertently choked on an artisanal brioche and sadly died, thus instantly dissolving the mental corruption he had overlayed onto Jango Fett’s mind to make him just a teensy bit more malleable.

    What follows is an absolutely inevitable outcome, because that’s how shatterpoints work.

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    04 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Excellent Jangobi

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