failwolfhale
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Scanning the crowd, Boyd’s gaze was drawn to a girl standing on the big back porch and Boyd couldn’t believe she was alone. Her skin glowed in the light from the setting sun and it made her fair hair shine like spun gold. She was wearing a loose white dress that the light breeze made flutter around her and a small mysterious smile graced her lips. Though alone, she seemed content.
“That’s Erica,” Isaac supplied when he noticed Boyd’s gaze. “You should talk to her. She’s pretty cool. Doesn’t really like people much except from a distance.”
“Kind of like you,” Cora teased with a smirk.
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“So, if you want, uhm, you and Cora are more than welcome to come over to my place, er, my dad’s place for Christmas dinner this year,” Stiles said almost nervously as he held his wet coat under the hand dryers in the bathroom, glancing at Derek from under his lashes.
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Derek is twelve years old and he’s outside with Laura when the scent catches them. They don’t even bother putting their shoes back on before running from the river where they’d been hunting for mudbugs. Derek clings to his sister’s hand, two weeks from being eighteen and as tough as they come. Twigs and rocks and thorns and roots tear into their feet as they run but the cuts heal as quickly as they acquire new ones and it doesn’t matter.
By the time they get there, Peter is laying on the ground outside the house, unconscious with little Cora in his arms, protecting her from the flames that were licking up the wood of the house. Derek runs for it but Laura holds him back tightly, clinging to him, her blue eyes wide and frightened. Derek can hear their family inside and he wonders why Laura’s not trying to do something.
That’s when a loud roar goes up, Laura collapses, and when she opens her eyes again they’re crimson red and Derek knows their family is lost to them.
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Derek and Stiles head back to Beacon Hills after their finals but Derek has one last surprise before they head back.
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A Security Guard, A Doctor, and A Princess All Walk Into a Cafe... by failwolfhale
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
15 Dec 2013
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Stiles is a security guard at Disneyland and he loves his job. He carries around a little autograph book and asks for autographs from little girls when they dress up like princesses. This is how he meets Derek...
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This is my submission for my fic battle with Kerri for the prompt "fairytale". S'not exactly a fairytale but it's tangentially related so I'm counting it.
Also a disclaimer: I've never been to Disneyland before and I'd already gotten to almost the end of this before I realized that the map I had been looking at was a map of Magic Kingdom in Florida. So. Sorry about that but I was too lazy to go back and fix it.
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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In which Stiles goes along with one of Derek’s plans and ends up in an alternate universe as a result. He should’ve known better. He did know better, actually, and that means he has no one to blame but himself.
“Laura wants to lure the kid in with food and kindness and make a pet of him, like a feral cat. Derek wants to have him arrested for stalking. They’re at an impasse. (And the rest of the family is staying emphatically out of it in a way that suggests bets have been placed.)”
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25 Oct 2018
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the besssssst, this is my new favorite fic.
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Stiles never thought being part of a werewolf Pack would end up being so normal. Even being around Derek had a degree of normality about it. Even if he was still an overbearing jerk most of the time.
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06 Jul 2016
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The first time Derek shoves Stiles against a wall, she pepper sprays him in his face.
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The Sheriff shifted, beer in hand, immediately wary of the pair of werewolves on his porch.
“Good evening, Sheriff,” Scott greeted, with an uncomfortable and forced smile.
“Good evening, Scott,” Sheriff Stilinski returned patiently, playing along. “Anything I can help you with?” He didn’t look like he actually wanted an answer, which was fair because they rarely saw him when someone wasn’t on the verge of being arrested or dead.
“This is probably going to sound really weird, but I promise I’m being completely serious.” The Sheriff nodded for him to continue, almost looking pained. “Do you have a son, by any chance?”
“Excuse me?”
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15 Aug 2015