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i'll be with you through your golden years by flowertrigger for Characterassassination
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
29 Oct 2025
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“I can’t lose my hair Patrick! It’s my signature. And don’t get me started on the wrinkles. It’s a brisk downhill slide towards sagging skin pocked with liver spots. And oh god,” he gasped with a sudden thought. “I’m going to get all flabby. I’m going to have a sagging, flabby ass and you’re not going to want to fuck it anymore. I’m going to be hideous and your dick will shrivel up, fall off as soon as it gets near it!”
Fucking hell. This was worse than he thought it was going to be. Every birthday there was a resolute denial of the event, avoiding big celebrations and endless mopey comments about aging. But this hysterical spiralling was too much, even for David.
David’s turning the big 5-0, has some big feelings about it and Patrick fucks it out of his system.
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“David,” Patrick cajoles, “that sweater’s gonna have to come off eventually.” He tugs at the hem of David’s Cavalli before stepping back, regarding him with that perfect mix of soft concern and quiet amusement.
Patrick and David finally have a place to connect and David has been keeping a secret.
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all my valentines belong to you by flowertrigger for mallpretzles
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
14 Feb 2025
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The progression of David and Patrick's relationship over three different Valentine's Days.
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There’s frost on the window planes. Through the sheer curtains David can make out the treetops in their backyard, spindly and bare against the pale blue sky. It looks crisp and cold, and David snuggles further into the comforting heat wrapped around his back, Patrick’s chest firm against him, one of his hands pressed against David’s stomach under his sleep shirt.
“Are you awake?” David whispers.
The answer is groaned into the back of neck and David huffs out a laugh. “No? Guess you don’t want your Christmas present then.”
Another muffled groan.
“What’s that?”
“Said, got your present right here,” he answers with a little thrust.
After a painful and busy end-of-year, David and Patrick take a much needed and well deserved break to reconnect.
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set yourself on fire by flowertrigger for mammameesh (meeshxsmith)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
20 Dec 2024
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There’s burning heat on his back from the fire, throbbing heat in his ass from Patrick’s thick cock, and sticky heat on his face from exertion.
David and Patrick see in the New Year in a (finally) empty house.
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For Smutgiving 2023
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