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Rick has to pee and there's only one solution. Morty, urine big trouble now!
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- Part 2 of Rick x Morty One-Shots
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Rick and Morty have a fight in the garage.
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- Part 1 of Rick x Morty One-Shots
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Captain K'nuckles gives into temptation and eats Candy Wife. Now Flapjack must fill in for her until a new one is delivered from Candied Island.
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Rick returned his panicked look and shrill complaint of his name with a mocking smirk and leaned closer to run his thumb over Morty’s fucking lingerie.
He couldn’t even feign surprise. After all, Morty was a little bitch who always had his panties in a twist. Rick pulled at the hem on his hip and sorted through the database of quips he had saved for moments like these.
“I mean, I always knew you were a pussy, but come on.”
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Morty's kind of a damsel in distress.
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It would’ve easier. It would’ve been so much easier if something else was wrong. If Rick was some lecherous, scummy old man creeping on her innocent little brother. If Morty was just fucked in the head and taking advantage of Rick’s near-constant inebriation. If they didn’t thrive so well together, somehow inspiring the best in each other despite the fact that they were both terrible train wrecks apart.
If they weren’t so willing.
If they weren’t so happy.
Summer’s clever enough to see the truth and kind enough to suffer for it.
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Bookmarked by freakfully
24 Nov 2023
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When Morty makes a simple yet monumental mistake, he and Rick find themselves trapped in a bubble of dark, empty space, frozen in time for eternity. Getting back home could prove to be impossible. It takes more time than Rick is willing to admit to realize that after losing everything, all they have left in that vast emptiness...is each other.
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Bookmarked by freakfully
19 Feb 2023
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Intimate as hell and Holy fuck, the horny dialog is amazing and in-character. I could scream (and I am).
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Morty's always writing in that notebook. Rick is increasingly curious about what's inside.
Sequel to "Love is a Solitary Thing."
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Bookmarked by freakfully
07 Aug 2022
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Absolute fave oh my god I've read this so many times
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Footsteps scrambled on the landing and Rick turned to watch a scrawny kid half-stumble down the stairs. Yellow shirt, blue pants, and a red headband holding back long brown hair… wait what?
Morty came to a dead halt on the last step, eyes wide and glued on Rick. “What – Who’s this?” Morty asked and the voice wasn’t quite right, it wasn’t the voice he heard from every second person on The Citadel. It was a little higher, a little more feminine, and suddenly Rick was realizing he hadn’t done nearly enough research before he’d knocked on the door.
“I’m your grandpa, Rick,” he answered before Beth could make the introduction, his brow furrowing because what? How did he stumble across an anomaly like this?
“This is Morticia,” Beth supplied, gesturing to her youngest child. “Morty for short.”
U-694’s Morty wasn’t a Mortimer, she was a Morticia. Holy. Fucking. Shit.
(Or the one where Rick τ-314 discovers the trouble of pairing up with the multi-verse's rarest Morty.)
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- Part 1 of U-694verse

