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He isn’t a toy for Sanji to use as he pleases, if he was, this wouldn’t be half as nerve wracking as it is. They’ve tried a lot of things, switched and rolled and played and prodded in places just to check, blew onto smoldering embers and awaited eruption, results varied.
But this is all new.
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Shanks meets the Goth Kids the only way he knows how: obnoxiously, as told by all four perspectives.
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This thing between them; it’s fresh, it’s the sticky white sap still seeping from a dandelion’s stem, newly plucked. Sanji has lovingly provided for him parameters in which to come undone, and Zoro stumbles over them foolishly, unable to control himself – so unlike the person that he knows himself to be.
Or: a raw little peek into the window of their developing relationship.
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This give and take, this push and pull that nobody but Red can keep up with, this delicacy that exceeds that of Dressrosan vineyards covered with the mist of an early dawn – it is fuel to the makings of legends.
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It doesn't matter that he maintains the most powerful position in Japan's largest crime syndicate, in the presence of this man he is nothing but the notion of desire to be claimed, masquerading as a human.
Or: Learning that Ryuji is alive and well in Okinawa, Daigo just can't keep himself away.
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Macho Man by GothNessMonster, Swampbunny25
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 Aug 2025
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Set in a contemporary real-world AU, follow Joseph and Caesar as they navigate the complicated, confusing ropes of their public and personal lives as professional wrestlers, forced to work together as tag-team partners. Will they work out their differences enough to become champions? Will Caesar make peace with the uncomfortable feelings Joseph brings out in him? Or will the pressures of the glitz and glam of showbiz sports entertainment bring them to their knees?
In the colorful and cutthroat business of professional wrestling, Dio Brando and Jonathan Joestar wage a television war of attrition, with their descendants, friends, and enemies all players in this primetime power struggle. All the members of the Joestar and Brando clans are here, including World Heavyweight Champion Jotaro Kujo and his spouse, Kakyoin, on commentary, creative director Johnny and longtime wrestling veteran Gyro, smart and savvy Giorno and his 'rescue dog' Mista, and all the rest of the beloved, bizarre cast.
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- Part 3 of Macho Man
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31 Jul 2025
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Law had looked him in his single eye, curled his lip meanly as he stepped in and lowered his voice for the most degrading proposition he could think of on the spot.
In hindsight, it’s embarrassingly stupid. What did he think he was gonna do, scare him off? Not likely.
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17 Apr 2025
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Reclusive bachelor, Dracule Mihawk, is horrified when the property next-door sells and he’s suddenly faced with the revolting fact that he now has a neighbour. A very loud, cheerful neighbour who makes it his mission to become Mihawk’s friend (and maybe more). Mihawk refuses over and over and over again, until circumstance forces him to rely on Shanks, and time and close proximity makes him (reluctantly) re-evaluate his entire life and what (who) he wants in it.
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- Part 1 of Second Chances
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28 Dec 2024
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Red Sky at Night by dfastback68
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
16 Jun 2024
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“This is stupid!” Perona announces as soon as they’re back at the dock. She doesn’t even wait for the boat to stop before she clamors out. “I hate this! I hate you! My nails are ruined! I have blisters! Your dumb boat is too small and it’s ugly!”
She stomps off before jumping into the air, intending to fly the rest of the way back to the castle. Her shriek echoes through the trees, scattering birds and humandrills alike.
OR: Mihawk is tired of being the only one capable of getting supplies off the island, so he decides to instruct Perona and Zoro on how to sail his ship so they can do it instead. Of course, nothing goes as planned.
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26 Dec 2024
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Blackwater Ferry AU.
The money wasn't the only thing left behind in Blackwater.
Arthur and Hosea were as well.
Left to their own devices, they will have to find their way back to a gang doing its damnedest to disappear.
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10 Dec 2022