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David Hollander has a plan. Unfortunately, the plan requires his phone. Which is dead. Of course it is. That was the cause of all of this.
Why Shane's dad fled the cottage.
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The Very Model of a Modern Minor Miracle by gala23
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Jul 2020
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Crowley suggests that he and Aziraphale visit the top rated restaurant on TripAdvisor. It would take a miracle to get a reservation.
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A missing scene fill-in for the fade-to-black in chapter 75. So porn, basically.
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There’s a reason why when Aziraphale and Crowley dine together, only Aziraphale actually orders any food.
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Told entirely through scrollable text messages between two hockey rivals who absolutely should not be doing this. But they do it anyway.
Hidden behind the names Jane and Lily, Shane and Ilya trade sarcasm, provocation, and bad decisions, until the conversations slide into reckless flirting, explicit suggestions, and messages sent way past the point of good judgment.
No narration, no filter, no restraint, no self-control. Just timestamps, ruined sleep schedules, and sexting that feels inevitable when neither of them knows how to stop pushing the other’s buttons.
________Chat conversations are displayed in the form of interactive scrolling HTML widgets.
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16 Feb 2026
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Everything is sex, unless it's hockey (which is sex).
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- Part 4 of Hockey Time!
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14 Feb 2026
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Ilya wanted so badly to just tell Svetlana: It’s Shane Hollander, it’s always been Shane Hollander. He wanted to invite her over after the game so he'd know it was possible for her and Shane to exist in the same room without the world collapsing.
He was calling Shane back before he even thought about it, his heart in his throat.
“Ilya?”
“Can I invite Svetlana?"
He could never have expected what happened next.
Or: Only a few months after the cottage, Shane meets Svetlana—and goes to great lengths to defeat his jealousy.
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05 Feb 2026
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I'll be Jane by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.
No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.
The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).
Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.
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03 Feb 2026
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Ilya rocks his hips up. “No, Hollander. Keep up. I want to meet your dildo.” He enjoys enunciating the word. Tries to give it a bit of a whiny Canadian inflection. “You remember? You told me about him, back in Vegas.”
Hollander blushes beautifully and says, “That’s private.”
“Hollander. I know the taste of your ball skin.”
“That’s—Jesus, don’t say it like that. I can show you, but. Only if you promise not to be a dick.”
“Best behaviour,” Ilya promises. “Will say only nice things.”
Bookmarked by gala23
01 Feb 2026