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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    Crowley died. Sort of. It didn’t stick.
    Now he’s back—not a demon, not a human, just... mostly undead, vaguely unlabelled, and maybe in love with an angel he’s never seen before in his life. Or has he?

    Aziraphale is finally done pretending he doesn’t remember. Or want. Or care. Turns out, 6,000 years of repressed affection, divine bureaucracy, and one very snarky bastard who keeps returning can wear a principality down.

    They were always going to find each other again.
    Maybe this time they get it right.

    This is a story about breaking the cycle. About memory, desire, undead metaphysics, jealousy, fate, and a love that refuses to stay buried.

    Also: titans, kissing, drag queens, glam rock, a bench in Berkeley Square, a cat, always London.
    And a neon sign that says exactly what you think it does.

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    17 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 82

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    During a dry spell, Crowley complains loudly and insistently to his flatmate (who he’s wanted to fuck as long as he's known him) about how a dildo is nowhere near as satisfying as the real thing, and Aziraphale proposes that they actually put Crowley's theory to the test.

    Just two flatmates conducting an experiment where they see if Crowley actually can tell the difference between a sex toy and Aziraphale's cock in the name of science, aka the Real Dick vs Dildo challenge, aka the one where affection starved Crowley has desires and feelings and would pretty much do anything to get Aziraphale inside him at least once.

    Part 3 of my Pride series!

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    25 Jun 2025

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  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    The Them ponder where we come from, or more like where do alphas and omegas come from.

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    27 May 2025

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  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Aziraphale really hadn't meant to send Crowley that dick pic.

    But, fucking him up against the wall of the men's restroom, he's certainly not sorry he did it.

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    27 Aug 2024

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  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    It's the middle of the 90's and you might say Aziraphale and Crowley started off on the wrong foot. They wouldn't.

    Crowley would say that Aziraphale immediately judged him. Aziraphale would say that Crowley is rude and obnoxious. Everyone else would say the night before Gabriel and Bee's wedding was bound to happen.

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    18 Feb 2025