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Best Friends? by germsofperfection
Fandoms: The First Law - Joe Abercrombie, The Age of Madness - Joe Abercrombie
24 Jan 2026
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*Set after Not For The Prizes chapter. Beware of spoilers for The Wisdom of Crowds and everything before that!*
Leo dan Brock as Lord Regent of the new Union he helped forge, should be beaming with joy at all the power that now lies in his hands. The only thoughts that do regularly occur to him are regarding how crippled he is, how much he hates his wife, and how he wished he could deal with less degenerates on a daily-basis. It would happen nothing — apart from growing a new leg — other than his best friend Jurand managed to get his blood pumping.
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The North's Toughest Dozen is drinking after days of marching in very unarousing conditions. The Dogman reckoned this'd be another terrible night, waking up with a splitting headache and a never-ending urge to piss. Harding Grim had other plans, it would seem.
*Set sometime between Logen falling into the river and Forley's death!!!*
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Human, After All by matty_shuu
Fandoms: The First Law - Joe Abercrombie, Red Country - Joe Abercrombie
28 Apr 2024
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Lamb believes he's nothing but a monster. Savian disagrees.
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25 Feb 2026
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In which Bilbo is a bit more experienced than Thorin bargained for... by Gerry_Old, GerryStAmour
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (2012)
07 Jan 2013
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Dwarves don’t use their mouths much in their bed-sport, so Thorin is more than a little taken aback when Bilbo takes his lower and lower…
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18 Feb 2026
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Red Wine. White Wine. by Vera_dAuriac
Fandoms: The First Law - Joe Abercrombie, The Age of Madness - Joe Abercrombie
01 Feb 2021
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SPOILERS FOR THE TROUBLE WITH PEACE
"You know, King Jappo, I think we should make this a regular thing."
"I'm amenable, King Orso. Once you've beaten your rebels."
Joe Abercrombie, The Trouble with PeaceAnd so Orso does, and this is what happens the next time they meet at Cardotti's House of Leisure.
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26 Jan 2026
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night scene with trees (oil on wood, 576AJ) by redbah
Fandoms: The First Law - Joe Abercrombie
30 Nov 2023
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A moment in time between deaths.
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25 Jan 2026
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Nine Tenths of War by xserpx
Fandoms: The First Law - Joe Abercrombie, The Age of Madness - Joe Abercrombie
16 Jan 2025
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Sort of a sister piece to A Silent Joke, with similar themes - marriage, pillow talk (platonic), Leo coming within a hair's breadth of self-awareness - but it's a prequel to AoM set a few months or so before ALH (or whenever Leo is 20) 🦁❤️
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22 Jan 2026