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    Whenever Phil wears his striped sweater, someone hits on him. Dan is going insane.

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    06 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 59

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    Dan really, really likes Phil in his clothes- maybe a little too much. Phil finds out and asks Dan to fuck him while he’s dressed in nothing but Dan’s favourite jacket- while Dan himself is completely clothed.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    They say the Uzumaki are blessed by Gods of the Sea. The waves are always calm for members of their Clan, the water does not seek to drown them. It parts for their ships as though they are holy figures. Uzumaki Naruto embarks on a journey across the ocean to Suna, where he will work for half a year. It is his first time leaving the oceanic nation of Uzushio, though he does not worry: for there has never been a ship to leave their ports that does not return in perfect shape, with crew intact. Of course, he’s heard stories of creatures that reside within the deep; monstrous beings or enchanting figures that seek to drown a passing sailor. But he’s never believed them. Why would he? The Uzumaki, after all, are loved by the sea.

    (They forget, however, of what lurks within; for they love hungrily.)

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    25 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    Prompt: The instructions are right in front of you, how do you mess this up?

    “First of all, I haven’t messed anything up!” he snapped and Naruto looked at the partially put together stand, noting that a side piece was most definitely on backwards, “second of all, you aren’t helping so you can shut the fuck up.”

    “I offered and you told me to fuck off.”

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    24 Sep 2025

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    “You’re mooning over a guy who only talks to you to send you pictures of his… member! You don’t think that’s weird?”

    “Not particularly?” Naruto ignored Sakura’s disapproving glare. “I mean, he only sends them ‘cause I ask… If anything, I’m the weird one.”

    “You’re both weird,” Sakura decided and rolled her eyes, calling over the waiter to ask for the check.
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    (Or the one where Naruto receives biweekly dick pics from a one night stand & is set up with his boss' son)

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    23 Sep 2025