glitchmalfunctioned
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as one dies by glitchmalfunctioned
Fandoms: A Heist With Markiplier (Web Series), In Space With Markiplier (Web Series)
01 Oct 2023
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My first ever Gore/Kinktober participation !!!
Decided not to multi chapter this :)
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- Part 3 of markiplier stuff i've written <3
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the heart can be deceiving by glitchmalfunctioned
Fandoms: In Space With Markiplier (Web Series)
16 Feb 2023
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With their right hand, the Captain broke off a piece of pvc-pipe, not caring about the damage done to the ship. The wormhole would reset it anyways.
They opened the door to the cafeteria quietly, sneaking up on Other Mark from behind. He was so busy with his wrist pad that he didn’t hear anything.
Pulling their arm back, they swung and hit him on the side of his head with a dull clang, effectively knocking him out. His body hit the cold floor with a thud.Series
- Part 1 of markiplier stuff i've written <3
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He lets out a soft laugh, tilting his head as he looks you up and down beneath his sunglasses, before taking them off and putting them on a side table. You whip your head around to check for exits, but all your eyes are met with are blood splattered tiled walls and disturbingly clean surgical tools laid out on metal trays. There is no other exit.
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- Part 2 of markiplier stuff i've written <3
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(un)dead love by glitchmalfunctioned
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), What If...? (TV 2021)
23 Oct 2021
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SPOILERS FOR WHAT IF EPISODE 5
episode 5 except steve and bucky are hopelessly in love (as they should be)
+a happy (?) ending..... idk no promises -
Stucky one-shots and drabbles (Angst) by glitchmalfunctioned
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Oct 2021
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Version 2, my angst drabbles :D
So much pain.
Will be updating tags as I post more chapters.Un-beta'd, so comment grammar mistakes you find and i'll fix em <3
Enjoy crying!
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markiplier stuff i've written <3 by glitchmalfunctioned
Fandom A Heist With Markiplier (Web Series), In Space With Markiplier (Web Series)
01 Oct 2023
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A week ago, Dean was pulled out of Hell. Now, he’s apparently woken up in 2018, and the angel that a mere twenty-four hours beforehand had threatened to chuck him back into the pit is sleepily pouring himself coffee and wearing Dean’s second-favourite Zeppelin shirt. It all seems like a perfect happy ending, but with Hell’s scars still so fresh, Dean can’t imagine how he could have possibly gotten there.
At the same time, the Dean who went to sleep in the bunker, right next to Cas, wakes up on Bobby’s couch in 2008. He’s instantly bombarded with questions by a Lilith-obsessed brother and a man who’s been dead for years, and must decide between keeping his finally-perfect life intact, and the lives he could save by re-writing history.
Regardless of these choices, both Deans are trapped in the wrong decade, and their only way back lies with a Castiel still very much under Heaven’s thumb – one who might find the future Dean describes difficult to believe.
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13 Feb 2026
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There's a haunted apartment building in Vermont, and the ad says "Professional couple only". Dean and Cas rise to the occasion.
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13 Feb 2026
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Hello Everybody! I've Gone On a Hunting Trip by Blazeryinthedark
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Markiplier TV (Web Series)
03 Aug 2025
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Mark Fischbach aka Markiplier is once again recording and it takes a turn when everything becomes real and two guys whom he learns are named Sam and Dean Winchester "save him".
Don't ask, I have no clue where this idea came from and I thought it was funny.
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26 Aug 2025
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Counterbalance by Asreoniplier
Fandoms: Markiplier TV (Web Series), Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series), Jacksepticeye Power Hour (Web Series)
29 Nov 2024
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Meeting with Dark and Anti changes the trajectory of your life, after a one night stand with them turns into a much longer term arrangement. An arrangement that involves indulging the very particular sexual tastes of the two entities. But fraternizing with demons is a dangerous game to play... especially when it comes to matters of the heart.
(Yes, this is a reupload of the OG.)
18+ READERS ONLY.
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03 Feb 2025
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“Look at us now.” Crowley’s hands move up from Halt’s shoulders to cradle his face. “It’s too late for us, isn’t it?”
Halt doesn’t reply. Yes, he would say, and this fragile, tender thing between them would be lost forever. No, he would say, and the lie would sour what few truths they have left.
Or: four times Crowley was in Halt’s dreams, and one time he wasn’t.
Bookmarked by glitchmalfunctioned
13 Oct 2024